Who needs a truck when rollin' in my 5.0?
Didn't the GOP used to be the Party of personal accountability.
Let's enjoy our AVOCADO TACO.
Been working remotely for months now on tiny screens due to family responsibilities. Finally getting back to work normal again with my office desk setup....
Why The Great Pumpkin Never Arrives...
They refuse to stop talking about him even though they have nothing to talk about.
Wait.. Cassette Tapes Are Cool Again?
Unexpected Farts!
CAT SEX OTICS!
Creeper vents?
The Thin Salty Line
The Land of Denial must be a fabulous place.
Dense ones
Dicktim.
Insurance denied because "Act of Dog" clause.
Insurance denied because of "Act of Dog" clause.
You can't fix stupid.
Desperate smokers stealing butts
I don't want to get McMurdered.
I don't understand all the hype.
Shipping Efficiency!
Note to self. Don't use a pole's shadow as a guide to add a sport stripe.
Equal Opportunistic Employer
Note to self. Don't use a pole's shadow as a guide for a sport stripe.
Doing this to her car probably won't help.
You are not alone at the urinal...
This is my mother's 40 year old pear.
This day counts towards all my successess.
GENIUS STRATS
You know what lifts the mood in the office? A big bowl of Jelly Belly!
The ultimate Chevy Lumina Coupe?
$1.12 a gallon 93 octane. Wow.
Don't forget to look up when in the woods.
The trap is set.
Low selfesteem tea in work fridge.
And I just washed my car.. .. . ..
Good taste is as common as common sense.
Halloween donuts!
Um, thanks. But I think I'll make it.
Homemade truck
The old Pal's in Kingsport has great food.
Who needs taillights or reflectors..or plates?
Is this a new trend?
Pray Denton eventually gets over this public humiliation
FedOops
Let's hope they have air fresheners.
Rare 80s hot hatchback spotted.
Let's hope they have air fresheners.
Dad joke.
A big load of mannequins. But why?
Oddly specific design parameters for this house. Why not just say it's for Chris?
Think I can run one more pot with the same coffee grounds?