Buffoonery

20726 pts ยท April 26, 2011


Yeah, but only a few cat wranglers were injured in the making of this photograph.

58 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brings back memories from my childhood of my grandmother's hands. She worked in a factory making tires, automotive belts, and hoses from WWII through the 1960s. She worked graveyard shift (nights) and always came home with split and cracked hands. The cracks and cuts healed after she retired. But her hands never fully recovered.

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like one of the times our company decided (unofficially, of course) to use the first few costumers as their Beta Test. Late nights hunched over your laptop in a Holiday Inn Express, some-where'sville, trying to figure out why your product just shit the bed. Good times.

13 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

The interview with Barbara Walters decades ago should have clenched it, but nooooo...

18 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Betcha she's a big sister

19 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

A genuine smile will always shine through a mask. It's in the eyes. But, you already know this.

19 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All you fuckers belong in jail or, at least in the same irrelevant universe as that twat from Wasilla (what-ever-her-fucking-name-is).

19 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Better than google translation

19 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Why don't they call those, "cock flaps"?

19 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mine hasn't worked forever. But, 32 years and still going is good enough for me.

21 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There is a huge disconnect in how Americans think about how a govt works and how a for-profit business works. They are not the same, folks. Completely different goals and purposes.

22 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aw...how cute. Making the heart hand gesture makes everything better. Performative corporate horseshit.

23 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't have to "imagine" it. I lived it. And yes, it feels familiar AF. Only many times worse now. FUCK DJT and his cadre of fuckwits

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reality, huh.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One can ALWAYS count on the religious right wing to demonstrate what profound speckles of wet shit they are.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep. Our 32 year old Amana fridge is in the basement, running flawlessly. We are getting close to replacing our kitchen fridge, the 3rd in 20 years. I'll buy used before I put any wifi "smart" kitchen appliance in our house. Fuck that.

2 days ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Hmm, yeah. That would trip me up.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haven't seen enough of Strange New Worlds yet. But, Kirk has shown blood a few times. Scratches on the face, during a fight with Gary Mitchell, and when Spock slashed him in Amok Time. A few others maybe, when his shirt is torn, exposing that manly captain's physique. But, twas just a scratch. Not like dripping, oozing, I'm now off to binge SNW.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Payback time

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Our piss habits are on the interweebs"...

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This^^^. This is exactly what they are praying for. They want us to give them a "reason" to start shooting. This will also embolden the MAGATs that are still Rump loyalists, to do the same. If the midterms happen without any interference, there's a very good chance much of this will be stopped/corrected. At this moment in time, I think it's a very big "IF". I fully expect Rump to pull some shit to try and shut down the midterms.

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Delusional disorder. Perfect for this catastrophic regime.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Help us. Help us what? You inept, spectacularly corrupt, lying fucking imbecile.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bullshit!!! Housing is crazy expensive now. Income hasn't kept up with the rising cost of housing, it's fucking crazy. But, this post is utter bullshit.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...jesus.

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And the most unfunny-fucking-clown award goes to...

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Goddamn that's gonna hurt. If not soon, definitely when she's older. I guarantee it.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Slip in your own shit, scumbag.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, what do you care about, sir?

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0