“The Mayor smells of olives The Mayor burns like a match tip and casts her flickering light upon the darkened path of fate The Mayor does not have keys to the stone door, The Mayor IS the stone door, and all that quivers behind it. The Mayor is forgiving. The Mayor makes no mistakes. The Mayor clutches tightly to your lungs, all six arms embracing your savoury breaths. Let the Mayor out Let the Mayor out Let the Mayor out” -Welcome to Night Vale Episode 17
https://imgur.com/1MMuzJ5 Riker doesn't need your fantasy women.... but I wouldn't say no...
Such an masterpiece...
Screw the straightjacket, get the Shotgun. It's time for Ol'Yeller belly to take his nap.
"If someone is nice to me I love that person. I'll fight to the end for them. Even if they're a bad person."
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
#1 Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath
#30 Still a better leader than tRump
That's Dr. Finkel!
https://youtu.be/wHjznvH54Cw?si=KlxY-qogrhBhpARc
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If it doesn't happen soon, he will stage one. Anything to hold on to power.
"I don't understand, how did he get elected?" BECAUSE IGNORANT DIPSHIT A**HOLES LIKE YOU VOTED FOR HIM YOU BRAINLESS F*CKING SAUSAGE!
There's one near you I bet...
#20 Blood for the Blood God
#46 I need a little Gouda in my life...
Where are they all??
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Here's a couple more for ya