28-year-old female IT professional, internet lurker, and caffeine addict. Interests include dark humor, games (steam games {same username}, tabletop, board, card, you name it), music, knitting, techy stuff and... a ton of other shit. Favorite games include Zelda, Portal, Binding of Isaac, and Overwatch (maybe streaming that soon? Idk yet).
Nice "not all men" energy, my guy
Well shit now I'm wondering why it's so short...
"You know I'm right lol" - someone who is most definitely not
So stoked for season 3!!
I still sometimes get cravings for the sawdust
His joy is absolutely infectious i needed this
As someone with a Boxer - I think that's the default lol
SAME that fuckin store lmao
I love everything about this, thank you!
SUPER fuck that parent, what a twatwaffle. We love you @op
Aww, sad about the gasoline one, but churros make everything better
... I am curious about this candle
His is a day before mine. But judging from what I'm seeing on Twitter, the absolute tantrum he will throw will be the perfect bday present.
Apple sent me a letter thanking me for being her friend. It made my day.
Nope, but I'm clearly happier than you are now :) now you can get fucked.
Look in a mirror, bitch. I've survived suicide, try again!
Pretty sick how ignorant cunts insert themselves into situations they clearly only read about on tumblr. But nice try!
This and i.e. as "in explanation"
The serving size of a 5-hour energy is half a bottle, so neither
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Sorry I didnt see this till now but yay!! I'm glad you like it and that everything got there okay ^_^
I havent touched social media until now. Its 10pm. Fuck off.
One of my absolute faves to knit with
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I was going to say something and then your username made my brain seize.
And thick thighs =/= overweight.
I have some progress pics, was debating doing the full post but I was tired this morning xD I have a stole I’m making now, I might do that
I knooowww. Every time we clean we seem to miss a whole patch of crap. I'm sorry.
I’ll have to find the tag when I get home, I’m at work right now. I’ll comment when I do!!