CalebCakePilot

9707 pts ยท July 23, 2018


I am the pizza overlord

I think that STONE bench would wreck everything

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same, I always steal many, best menes in the business

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Omg, you always have the best random dancing videos, thank you

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's fine

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dated someone for three years who was a human EMP

Everything worked fine until she was around and then the TV, internet, or basically anything electronic would go on the fritz. It was wild

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those are dope

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why did I watch the dance off FIVE times ๐Ÿ˜‚

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, I just went in and it took about an hour. The judge looked at my evidence and ruled in my favor

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can sometimes win in small claims court, I have

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#50 Rufus!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#50 Kafka!

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yet the spring has nothing to move if it's loose yarn

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A blunt arrow would make no difference but the bow string being yarn does

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How about now?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#45 I needed this pep talk

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ahh, I steal so many memes from you, thank you for your service ๐Ÿ”ฅ

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#12 prostate glands

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always steal the most from you and it's appreciated

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah, I'm dumb as hell and was fine by using basic logic, lol

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Many stolen, thank you

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A missed comedic opportunity for sure ๐Ÿ˜”

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#15 is this real and if so, where can I get it!?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got those when I replaced the carpet with wood flooring

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I miss the old Star Trek that was relatable

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I drive a buggy every day to the market, why is the noble buggy out here catching strays!?

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#32 What is this bullshit!?!

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cardboard box was the best

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's 100% a drug, lmao
There are much stronger drugs though, if that's what you meant?

5 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

#13 omg, don't even get me started on love languages and how people accept that it's a fact that there's 5 and it's just from some old book

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Interesting, McDonald's would sue the hamburger guy if they just stopped showing up?

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0