Calicious

179034 pts ยท July 3, 2013


I'm very quickly running out of ideas for illustrated lunch puns. Please help

While I'm completely convinced this is real, I wish the Artemis missions happened before AI became so prevalent, because we all know a shocking amount of people will say this it's all AI.

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#18 I'm white people, and whenever I hear this my response has so far always been

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I constantly tell my (young) son how sweet he is, but when he isn't being nice I say "why are you being so mischievous?"

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We raised and trained GPs as herd dogs. Once we were waiting for the bus at the end of our driveway & a big doofy Great Pyrenees puppy was happily jumping all over his mom. The neighbors lab came over & snapped at the pup. His mom calmly got up & walked over for a head scratch. Then she slowly walked to the lab, grabbed him by the scruff of the neck, and threw him cartwheeling end over end into the ditch on the other side of the road. Then she laid back down so her pup could climb on her again

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Weirdly enough French fries originated in Belgium, and were a variation of an ancient Roman dish that used fried Parsnips.

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Which means they aren't going to allow a democrat to win....

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Likely holsters for pistol and cuffs

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The US is about to play this game in the Middle East.

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It's only a prank if the victim laughs too. If not it's just bullying.

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Iceburgs* because of all the burgers

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My local McDonald's stopped doing free refills, and that has made me so incredibly angry that I haven't eaten there in over a year, and I very well may never eat at McDonald's again.

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I'm genuinely surprised it isn't already a thing.

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I'm so interested in how they do the bullying of snape without making Harry's entire family look like racists.

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16 that video is ai

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The guy in grey did not shoot the gun in the street. That is misinformation. You can very clearly count every shot and see it from multiple angles. Black hat fired first with 5 rounds, and tan hat fired second with five rounds.

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Ai also literally changes the identity of everyone involved.

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It's literally just extortion. If you don't play by their rules they will punish you.

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Those are runglats unfortunately. Caltrops are more likely to injure the protestors on foot

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Walz deploys the national guard to support the protestors and now Trump is deploying the army to support ICE.

What's the over under on Trump invoking the insurrection act and an Army vs NG conflict occurring in Minneapolis?

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This is just a slowed down version of one of the video angles.

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Ding dongs isn't quite the name I'd use to label ICE

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I've seen every angle of this and that does not happen. He just takes it and runs. The shots fired when he takes the gun are from this guy shooting Alex in the back, and then the guy in the tan hat subsequently opening fire directly after

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No.

He stated he was "pro-vaccine but anti-neurotoxin" back in 2015 when he was dating Jenny McCarthy while she was convinced that the mercury and thimerosal in vaccines caused her son's autism.

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#5 it's really brave for this man to admit he gets filled with cum

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Thank you George

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This is fucking insane.

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I buy mine at Home Depot

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Does "hooking up" mean having kids?

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