CallMeBaconLord

65712 pts · October 19, 2012


If you can get a screenshot of this to the front page, I will write a short story of your choosing. And if you come to Melbourne, I'll hand write it. I also make Bacon, handcrafted and designed. https://imgur.com/gallery/hobby-is-making-bacon-8P7xR1G

Goodnight, Michael Scheid. Thank you for my childhood reading obsession.

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Forgive me, Father. They know not what they ask for...

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Cake Day and Bacon

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"Roight, I've had enoough ah this shiet... Back home ya go!"

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A "How-to" on Bacon Making

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Watching 'Chappelle Show' on Australian Netflix because you don't have access to Comedy Central

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Please pray for my mate’s dog.

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I think I download the wrong "The Batman (2022)"...

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I don't think you get the gravity of the situation

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Weightloss Wednesday?

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Meatloaf's Advice upon his death

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Welp, I guess it's official

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Happy cake day to me....

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Alligator Loki by Alyssa Wong

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Have an Australian Green Tree Frog

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World Crocodile Day

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I'm late with this, but I bought this Mad Titan and I'm turning it into the death of half of Earth's population with a snap of my fingers. I'll post updates if anyone is interested.

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SECRET S̶A̶T̶A̶N̶ SANTA ARRIVED TODAY~!

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Hoping I can fall in love with The Girl at the Rock Show

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At least someone does...

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OP is a bundle of sticks

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When your chicken is just right

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Surely you can't be serious?!

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"I need sealing..."

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Just wanted to tell someone before I bash my brains into a brick wall

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15 Minutes into Disney+ and Chill, and you're like

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Australia doesn't always get screwed, I guess

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The Southern Cassowary is the third-tallest and second-heaviest living bird in the world.

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I'm babysitting my niece alone tonight, and captured her cuteness

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I am not ashamed, but I am

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So, Imgur, How is your weekend going? (Warning: Gruesome image below)

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My Old Boss on Domestic Violence

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MFW I don't think that pill was ecstasy

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MRW as an Australian, I hear my American friends complain about it being warm

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Majestic Sea Flapflapjack

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Dating a Team Magma Grunt 2

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MRW my friend says he might have an idea on how to get to the frontpage

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My life as a School Crossing Supervisor (Lollipop Man 4 Lyfe)

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Despite what most people say

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It started out with a gif, how did it end up like thith

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Definitely feels like a first world problem, yeah...

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Screw the outside world

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My cousin had a new profile pic. Honestly, I couldn't help myself.

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MRW I get woken up at 7am on my only day off because my housemate wants to visit his GF but doesn't want to walk

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Dammit, Phil! Get your shit together!

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Dating a Team Magma Grunt

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Welp... I'm screwed

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Best Friends

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An Authentic Australian Post

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MRW I'm making a sammich, I hear someone come up the driveway and I'm supposed to be "bedridden"

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This might be the best news I've heard all year

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