CallMeStuff

717 pts · November 14, 2015


I am a person. A living person. Not dead. Alive.

#21 I'm flattered.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The whaleshark is actually not a whale.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There are several rounding errors on the metric scale. Whoever made this is not that used to metric.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The turtle moves! ;)

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The Fifth Elephant*

7 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 1

Sending downvotes. Brace for it.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"You're giving me a treat anyway, right?"

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

The proportions of his head lead me to believe he is suffering from skull deppression.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Aah, springtime.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or able to use a search function. You can search for words or phrases on twitter, no need to be tagged.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those feet though, they look like cartoon rubber feet.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"No feet, obscure all the feet."

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That sounds like an euphemism to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Fuck you too, I've got a horse outside.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Audience score on RT is 90%, critics can suck it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Josh Brolin as "Fucking everything man".

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#6 *She has killed 8 people.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

will fuck you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've got a guided meat missile that

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sky swastikas and time travelling nazis, what a revelation!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Washing your hands and cutting you nails could actually help you getting to feel the real thing one day.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why would you need my approval to provide a source? I mean, you already posted the thing, providing the source should be a given.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

To posit that your music and art is good will make some, before they've judged it for themselves, predisposed to dislike it instead.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Punisher Max? I'm pretty sure this is from Punisher Max. Was awhile agosince i read it though. Max is best Punisher.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So when can we expect news of your crime-fighting antics? Do you get spider powers or maggot powers? I Wish you a speedy recovery.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That is genuinely interesting. Willing to share any details? What kind of injury warrants medical maggots? For how long will they stay?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Oh, definitively! Personal success is subjective! I hope you achieve your goals in life. Just want people to be happy :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0