Merica
It's July 29th and Phil Kessel is a Pittsburgh Penguin
Food dump
No you’re drunk
Just some food I made at work
Be happy on this Friday night
Happy Cat-nada Day
Got the strangest saying on my taco bell sauce
When I'm trying to talk to my crush
Mrw I'm at the bar and have conversations with people I don't know
What a view
When you know the main points but not the details
Your 2016 Stanley Cup champion Pittsburgh Penguins!
I don't know if I wanna eat here anymore
What a team. what a playoffs run. 2016 Stanley Cup champions!
"all my friends, have a lowrider"
Browsing imgur on Mondays
My city is a sexy girl
Asking about the end of "battle of the bastards"
'Murica
Was unaware there were any faceless men playing in the Nhl
My thoughts when people talking about working out
Really like this girl from work...
How I'm currently browsing imgur
Rhm
Come home to a package labeled canadianbatmaneh, the contents...
Unaware that dc characters where in game of thrones
Almost time for game of thrones.
When people ask me if I believe the Penguins can win the Stanley Cup
When people try talking shit on Rick and Morty
Siri is just rude sometimes