CaptainAbraham

625 pts ยท January 31, 2014


I am Captain Abraham of the U.S.S DontGiveAPhuck

He asked for the divorce before the stroke, and they had been having issues long prior.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Friends can be fish food :)

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm assuming that means order is good? I don't speak german.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Come, let me tell you the tale of Darth Patrick The Wise.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Was it shaking when you took the picture

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh lord dead by daylight

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a interesting spell check for Garunteed

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah but your basically Garin teed to watch someone get clobbered

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Crawl Simulator

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I can assure you they also quit jobs.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can't bamboozle a chocolate labdoozle

9 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Well is it racist if the majority of sweden is muslim now?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 27

It's like me saying I don't want to do cardio so I won't look like a Ethiopian. The real truth is Im just lazy and call high rep sets cardio

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

The Golks are a very friendly alien race.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah I thought that was common sense too.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sweden is going to shit right now with immigration. They need a more powerfull military.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 13

Their just living an alternate life style.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

5 to 10 grand is not an exceedingly large amount when it comes to stuff like that.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Damn he german suplexed those kids to safety.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about the guy that punched one for attacking his dog

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At ease, Neckbeard.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I understood the whole conversation and I don't know french.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Grocerie unloading should be an Olympic sport.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those last 2 are basically me after a dab, so I'd say it's working for her.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah horrible, what category would it be considered?

9 years ago | Likes 138 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If your asking if he pulls, Most definitely.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Already creepy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0