CaptainBackPain

328960 pts · November 2, 2021


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The twice-elected President of the United States

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Firing up Carmageddon 2

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It's always "Who are you with?". What does it matter? Just answer the goddamn question.

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Judge: Oh yeah? What's the driver's name?
Lady: It's, umm, Wheel.. Driver. His name is Wheel Driver Seat

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Open the Fuckin' Strait... jacket.

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More and more often, current-Trump cannot agree with 5-minutes-ago-Trump. How could 2026 Trump agree with 2019 Trump?

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Stage spotlights are operational. Going backstage to check on the wiring.

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Betting on war moves you know in advance your dad is gonna make, while also having defense contracts for your drone company that your dad made sure has no competition is next level corruption

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I'm reading the subtitles, but I don't understand this word that appears constantly in the middle of the sentence:(  ͜•人 ͜•)

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Yes, Iran is assuring me that "It can only good happen"

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I guess he chose the fun pill

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I think that's everyone, you can stop with the bells

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Former CIA officer and whistleblower John Kiriakou has described Israeli military doctrine as having a high tolerance for civilian casualties, stating that if Israeli forces want to kill a specific target, they will "blow up the entire city block where you live"

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I’m not saying I’m better than you because I don’t need to

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"The so called 'Straight'".... Actually, nobody is calling it that. Because the word is "Strait", you barely literate buffoon

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This guy will definitely shit on the Resolute Desk if, God willing, he is ever forced to leave the Oval Office.

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"Sorry, all our ships are currently deployed to protect Greenland from a lunatic" - Europeans

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Plot twist: The rock hatches and a baby rock golem calls the cat "Mommy". Who's laughing now?

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