CaptainDangerzone

357 pts ยท February 15, 2019


You're replying to the same guy who said "going to be most likely a weiner party". He knows what he meant ๐Ÿ˜…

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think by "wiener level" he meant the height of their groin area from the floor, not size

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, as if any business would "prank" their customers in such a destructive and rage-inducing way. Seems like a good way to go out of business

1 year ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Yeah I felt like that's what they were going for. Bargain bin Stewie

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't panic, it's staged

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

"Supposed" by who? Soldiers are _supposed_ to follow orders without question, actually. To respect the chain of command. That's what most of military training is - teaching them to do as they're told instantly, without thought. To quote Metallica, "you will do what I say, with I say"

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Well. That sure ruins the joke

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah the-llamas-pyjamas definitely doesn't know what "per capita" means. Not sure about the replies, maybe they just didn't bother correcting him

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Congrats on posting the most obnoxious reaction gif possible

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why would the register make an error noise if the jar doesn't have a barcode on it? Does it just make error noises constantly the whole time it can't detect a barcode?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What you seem to miss is that comedians make jokes

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

You mean if you make it funny because you're a comedian?

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

And this is why context is important for understanding the English language. You can easily tell from the context that that wouldn't make the slightest bit of sense, so it must've been the "me" that made the call

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 10

No. There's no reason they would give chatGPT the capability to run console commands, that'd be insane, would serve no purpose, and would just be asking for this kind of thing.

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Of course, kudos on the effort put into it, and I wish you success, it's just not up my alley

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They don't often do 1x1 stickers. And Ideas sets usually have more printed pieces than stickers, which goes with the higher price per piece those sets usually have. The numbers are reused a lot in this set so I think it would make more sense for them to print them.

Personally I've got zero interest because there's nothing visually attractive about the periodic table, and being in Lego doesn't make it any better looking ๐Ÿ˜…

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think they probably meant Electronic Arts

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Marilyn Manson

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

True... It's just staggering that he can't even recognise the blatant contradictions in what he said. It makes me feel like if I just find the right magic words he'll suddenly realise how absurd he's been. But he's clearly too invested in never admitting he made a mistake for that

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's literally a screenshot of him saying the exact thing he said he didn't say, I can't even begin to comprehend the mind of someone who'd downvote a simple undeniable fact. I have to assume it's just this guy and his alts

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The W3C just creates the standards for webpage tech, they don't control top level domains and who can put things on them. But the whole thing would be an administrative, jurisdictional, and enforcement nightmare that there's basically zero chance of anyone ever signing up for. And it certainly wouldn't be worth the effort because there would still be lots of ways to circumnavigate the block (e.g. use a VPN)

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A more apt analogy for what actually transpired here would be:

You: "I hate poultry"
Other: "what have you got against foghorn leghorn?"
You: "absolutely nothing, I took a shot at chicken, not foghorn leghorn"
Other: "you said 'I hate poultry'"
You: "I said I hate chicken"
Other: "[screenshot of you saying you hate poultry]"
You: "ALL poultry is chicken, and somehow I've convinced myself that you're the moron here"

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You're delusional. You're the one who made the distinction between "religious people" and "religious nuts". That was literally you, no one else. You explicitly contradicted the claim that you said "religious people" with "No, I said religious NUTS", and claimed you had nothing against a specific religious person, but then went on to clarify that you do, in fact, have an issue with all religious people, which would logically include Jimmy Carter. You just can't get your story straight.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I was thinking of "ster" being a common suffix on words that refer to a group of people, e.g. hipster, youngster, trickster. But of course it makes sense that Imgur is the dumpster

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So my sarcasm went straight over your head ๐Ÿ˜…

Let me spell it out... It is not within the power of the US government to restrict porn to specific domains

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So you've flipped from arguing that you said "nuts" not "people" when you absolutely verifiably did say "people" to now saying they're the same thing. So why exactly did you say "No, I said religious NUTS"? Why argue over which thing you said when your position is supposedly that they are the same?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

WHO IS DOWNVOTING THIS?!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

> Musk has "earned a seat at the table" after his massive donations

The word you're looking for is "bought." He bought a seat at the table with massive donations.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not. The government aren't blocking access to pornhub. It's pornhub themselves detecting the user's location. They're now legally required to do id checks to verify the age of users based in Florida, and they don't want to do that, so they're just blocking traffic from Florida and showing them a page explaining why instead.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are already a bunch of adult top level domains like "adult", "porn", "sex", and "xxx". Should be pretty easy to enforce a global law that porn can only be on those domains, so your plan sounds flawless to me

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1