I woke my roommates cat up this morning

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Best Match I've ever had.

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MRW I found out CaptainFumbles was still available.

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Feels good looking at completed work.

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Christmas Selfies eh?

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Just got a text from my ex saying she met my other ex.

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Join Tinder they said, it will be fun they said.

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Sent this to my boss yesterday after spilling some soy sauce.

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Sometimes I find some pretty neat stuff in my line of work.

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