CaptainHyperbole

117639 pts · July 21, 2015


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Like quicksand? And shark attacks, and braking out of a car sinking in a deep lake?

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I’ve refused to fly for a couple years now. The thing is I used to love traveling, even the flight. Now I refuse to get in a plane unless its absolutely necessary

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Oof, I only needed to see the first few seconds w/out sound to know it would be too difficult to watch.

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I want to believe this is satire.

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That’s so much money, especially in the 90’s.

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That’s really cool

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This just unlocked a core memory. I might have been too young for this movie first time I saw it

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That looks unsafe

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Oh wow they not only delivered they unloaded for you!

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The humans?

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I wouldn’t be so sure, considering the major issues I’ve seen pointed out by this one inspector (he has a YouTube or ticktock or something) of these over-priced generic cookie-cutter McMansions, this frame job is something I would expect to see on one of his videos. (They’re really bad)

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I was a very young child during the beany baby bubble, and even then I saw the whole situation as ridiculous, such a strange thing to spend a lot of $$$ on. Apparently, if I’m not mistaken, some people genuinely invested their lives savings on them as a retirement plan. Seriously, how did they get to be so popular?

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Could be mania, which can happen when they’ve become absolutely obsessed with it. Seriously, it could build to an unhealthy degree, I’ve unfortunately found myself in a similar state of mind when going through stressful times in my life and have found a new hobby to hyper-focus on and ultimately realized I was procrastinating, avoiding certain things that I didn’t want to think about. Fortunately, as an adult, I’ve been able to catch myself before I lose too much time and energy.

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#12 I thought I hallucinated this as a kid. I’m glad someone saved it for posterity

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I don’t even own a mirror

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Am I mistaken to believe that the original was made for camping? Like I remember seeing these, in the 90’s as a kid, with a pop-up top so you could sleep on the roof. (Only one side would pop-up so it was like a tent with a solid roof on the roof of the van. Am I hallucinating or was that a thing? And why wouldn’t VW do the same thing with this homage to something amazing from the past? If VW didn’t make a camping version I would definitely feel like they missed a great opportunity.

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I was a small child in the 90’s my experience was pretty different.

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I’m sure it happened more than once, you’d probably be very busy playing this morbid version of whack-a-mole for millions of years

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If I had several hundred billion dollars I would definitely have my own 50 km particle accelerator and an institute or something with a bunch of scientists. I would of course have them teach me about whatever it is they’re trying to do and what they find in their experiments! I would also have telescopes in space… same thing.. scientists and they teach me about everything. That would be a much better use of that amount of money. I would also have a private jet too.

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I didn’t watch but knowing that it was the longest SOTU did anyone just getup and leave? Like during a shitty movie at the theater? I’m sure some people must have.

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Though I’m not defending her at all I must say that having an enforced bed time as an adult must be incredibly demeaning.

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#1 I was bit by a black widow doing that, it ruined my day.

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I really really hope you’re right handed.

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Is this the original music for the film or is this just a sample of something else?

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I’ll try to remember that

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