CaptainObveeus

119315 pts · July 11, 2015


I state the obvious. I spelled my name wrong.

Will Smith when he heard Chris Rock's joke about Jada.

Points 45
Comments 7
Views 2032

Joe Biden International Airport?

Points 2606
Comments 249
Views 102467

Various companies/organisations working together to roast Weetabix

Points 21
Comments 7
Views 2183

Sorry about the bars

Points 38
Comments 20
Views 1584

Aged like fine wine.

Points 1903
Comments 73
Views 92551

Describe Christmas 2020 in one video:

Points 8
Comments 3
Views 472

RIP Prince Philip

Points 2
Comments 5
Views 773

Talk about a drug 'bust'

Points 1063
Comments 124
Views 53653

Scottish Twitter Dump

Points 4486
Comments 206
Views 108284

As a brit watching Biden jump from 225 to 236 and Trump stays at 213

Points 106
Comments 38
Views 2981

Rest in peace Berta!

Points 2935
Comments 85
Views 118276

Xavier speaks the truth

Points 72
Comments 6
Views 1455

Coronavirus half dump

Points 25
Comments 3
Views 598

Scotland doing things right!

Points 42
Comments 29
Views 1437

2020 End Credits

Points 23
Comments 8
Views 561

You're doing a cracking job mate! ?

Points 6
Comments 2
Views 70

Hey, dad!

Points 3394
Comments 104
Views 146826

Americans be like: "What gap?"

Points 13
Comments 7
Views 2576

I don't even know what to say anymore...

Points 37
Comments 36
Views 1212

When you change your name and profile picture just to mess with people.

Points 28
Comments 2
Views 1015

Sorry for the terrible crop. (Sound on)

Points 1554
Comments 94
Views 87802

£25 Million seized? Good job guys!

Points 1590
Comments 195
Views 134746

How to properly check if your pudding is ready

Points 25
Comments 8
Views 999

Still a better love story than Twilight 

Points 8613
Comments 197
Views 167855

"So how's life?" Me:

Points 22
Comments 7
Views 1073

When you can't sleep so you ask your son to dance...(sound on)

Points 3533
Comments 175
Views 121698

I can't wait for Wednesday this year!

Points 5
Comments 0
Views 577

How can a headline like this get published?! #dontbuythesun

Points 10
Comments 5
Views 1124

Sometimes you forget how good you have it.

Points 7413
Comments 2233
Views 162992

This mini dump is 3.6/15,000

Points 106
Comments 14
Views 4205

*Breaks wall* "OH YEAH"

Points 3
Comments 9
Views 662

This might be the best thing ever

Points 4
Comments 14
Views 366

Scottish Twitteeer

Points 1892
Comments 132
Views 75831

Don't try to fool the doggo

Points 4288
Comments 43
Views 145574

When you try to make an honest advertising campaign and it just gets roasted

Points 8453
Comments 403
Views 213552

I was going to make a long post about being a bartender but this pretty much covered it.

Points 33
Comments 5
Views 933

"This field comes with a mohawk dispenser!"

Points 1797
Comments 74
Views 87675

I've never seen a more fitting background image.

Points 4
Comments 1
Views 172

*Volume Warning* "Got my first tattoo today, I handled it pretty well"

Points 31
Comments 8
Views 1543

I'm feeling things.

Points 61
Comments 2
Views 10163

Shamima Begum has been stripped of her British citizenship.

Points 1514
Comments 746
Views 79440

BILLionaires in the making

Points 30
Comments 19
Views 1039

That zoom out though

Points 79
Comments 10
Views 2889

Let me watch you peel your 77"

Points 30
Comments 17
Views 950

My 4 year old son can't believe you done this.

Points 72
Comments 16
Views 1593

The realest speech in Hollywood.

Points 61
Comments 12
Views 2500

Don't vaccinate your kids!

Points 35
Comments 10
Views 831

Genius marketing?

Points 34
Comments 14
Views 2190

Scottish Twitter Megadump.  (68 Images)

Points 121
Comments 5
Views 3447

I hate whitebar posts but this is too relate-able. 

Points 7
Comments 4
Views 1635

This is too accurate!

Points 2453
Comments 61
Views 144433

This lady's cat went missing a week ago and her family brought it back to her.

Points 49
Comments 11
Views 1916

Small collection of things from Scotland.

Points 2887
Comments 149
Views 119762

Words of Wisdom from The Beatles (Ignore the aids text colouring in some panels)

Points 62
Comments 9
Views 2500

Upvote everything day? Enjoy a random selection of my photos, mainly from Japan.

Points 95
Comments 5
Views 1909

Bear left here, towards Rhodes.

Points 2
Comments 0
Views 186

SAIL.

Points 3403
Comments 191
Views 1613933

Not all humans are bad.

Points 6077
Comments 297
Views 846146
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