CaptainUnsub

8263 pts ยท June 3, 2014


Just new boot goofin

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Still the best boi

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We absolutely do not make 1k a night across the board unless your doing 6-7k in sales every night. Working at a fine dining restaurant, my sales on a busy Saturday night were 2-3k

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tell me how coincidentally a month after the weasel incident ALMOST TO THE DAY harambe is murdered a day after his birthday

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/JYAq-7sOzXQ original yt for anyone wanting to see the rest it's hilarious. One of my all time favorite college humor vids

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well I have to go buy a kangaroo I guess I don't even need a permit

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kindly don't group me with Republicans thank you

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a motrocylist people are way to unpredictable and uneducated for me to take my right of way. I avoid 4way stops at all costs

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get yourself some of the calypso lemonade that shit is awesome

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can talk about my passions for a LONG time adhd makes it very easy to be hyperfocused about those things. I'm sure they appreciate you

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The multiple theories of the origin of that term are pretty interesting, alot of them have some validity/ make sense. Who knows for sure

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It isn't carried anymore and the menu hasn't been updated. Versus running out of a bread so we can't make specific sandwiches until tomorrow

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I deposited it the same day a bill withdrew, money was in before it even processed and I still got hit with a 30$ overdraft fee

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Last time I had a od fee was right after new years, banks were closed I'm a waiter so i was sitting on 500 in cash and couldn't deposit 1/2

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He'd get along with my food friend Mr parm parm

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How do you feel about chiki chiki parm parm for chicken parmesan?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Moe's morgue, you stab em we slab em. This is eight ball speaking

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Very cool but "internet connection is required" when xbox did that they got slammed with back lash so bad they changed it

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

James and the giant peach???? So confusing. Am i not remembering something about that book??

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your joke failed to do the one thing a joke is supposed to do. Be funny. Nobody knows what your referencing get better jokes

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah but they don't kill innocent civilians because they have anger issues. Not really the same.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Firefighters are good people. Nwa didn't make a song called "fuck the firefighters" for a reason

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

That's wild my cornsnake would never ever stay still like that. Far to intrigued with the inside of my shirt

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think my hairy nips are way to much for imgur hahaha.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He didn't lease his name is stitched into the headrest

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0