Captainclickbait

65662 pts ยท October 5, 2013


Captains log.. It's been 48 hours, 15 pints of beers and 0 self-restraint since I've slept. I can see the moon in my eyes and I now and I fear Im slowly turning into a owl-kin. The 57 bees that control my human meatsack are becoming angry, I fear I can no longer control them. The mother-hive are evacuating the rest of the science bees, as they will be nessesary to secure production at our new planet. The poor drone bees will be left behind to their own mercy. I can see the ants have already left, riding on the backs of bluewhales as they fly away into deep space. May the fortune favor the brave, we wish you all the best on your journey. As I think of it, 15 pints when you're 162cm or 5"3 as the old colonies would say, might not have been such a good plan after all. But at least I don't have to suffer through the regime of the Republican lizard Lord, as my time machine is nearly completed, I only need to find Nemo so he can remove the pebble that's blocking the fuel hose. I'm also looking for my crew, so I will keep an eye out for both Waldo and Kyle. He's about this tall. I hope the elder wand will hold us steady as we aim for Uranus, just as gandalf instructed. And so begins the dawn of the bees.

Heeey another great proof that if a girl is artistic she will still get most up votes for her looks. Hurray 2022

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 8

That is actually not true, sincerely me who worked the tickets

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel the exact same way, just straight depressing to see a country going 50 years backwards each week

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Back off boogaloo - Ringo stars only good song

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By the size of him, that's more than one sip tho.. But ko joke, kids need healthy eating

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I think they both are abusive cunts

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

And then in the USA she will be charged for child abuse..

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 24

Got some joffrey vibes there

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Tell a person who lost their battle of 10 years that you'll take the last hope they got left...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Fuck this erdogan supporting twat

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Still looking for that "I'm a republican, but Im not like the rest".. Yes, yes your are, you are very much the problem

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

He deserved it tho

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 24

It's a wild animal, not a golden.. It won't learn fuck

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

The person with a baby in a stroller is in for some high therapy bills

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2022, people apparently consider being gay a condescending thing.. Thanks

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Any idea how many mountains we got. Sweden got like 1 and a half

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#1 is the worst! People writing with lefthand creeps me out

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aw shit, that's messed up. Thanks for sauce tho

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I had to Google and make sure, but by the pictures it's a truck just backed into the gates so they broke open :)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't find 1 single article online linking him to racism, he's name is Desmond Wisley

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He backed into the gate so it knocked over.. Its not like he was driving full force into the building

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is he? Shit I was not aware of that, got any sauce?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shit, I was not aware of that. Damn it

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be honest, I want to see him put in jail, isolated for the rest of his life. Time goes real slow that way. Killing is too easy

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Me too, fucking right laugh and good standing

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 9

Ah okok

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

South Africa neutral about sanctions in UN didnt they?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0