CarVersus

26157 pts ยท May 15, 2014


A friend and I made this account to shamelessly self-promote our YouTube channel, now i use it as my main account because I couldn't think of a good username. watch our videos, YouTube.com/carversus

Hello, fellow Colbert watcher!

10 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Communion doesn't /have/ to be unleavened, but you're right the Roman Catholics use unleavened bread. I've been to other Orthodox churches that use actual bread though.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Picard is my favorite but Janeway was my first and I'll always have a place in my heart for that caffeinated murderous badass.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of the first tRump presidency when I worked for a cabinet shop and literally every distributor reached out to let us know their prices were going up due to tariffs. Boss remained a fuckin magat despite it tearing into his business.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Saw a good number stand-up comedians perform at my university and Ralphie May was, by far, the absolute best! Blew through his contracted set time, did an extra hour until the arena staff had to shut down and then went drinking with students. Absolute legend!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#8 seat 9! Quiet neighbors, close enough to hear Cuno taunting Harry but not in his line of sight.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Definitely worth a watch. Also fun because my relationship with the movie has changed over the years. As a kid I liked the slapstick humor, and as a teen I liked the edgy dirty humor. Now that I'm getting older I'm starting to identify with Clark just wanting to give his family a good Christmas and hold to sanity while family visits.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation!

1 year ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 4

I work in schools in FL and our students are receiving them. It's disgusting! I have a mental health role and I know there's gonna be emotional fallout my team and I are gonna have to deal with.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe Autumn Riley but I'm not entirely sure.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#22 I think that's Autumn Riley. Not entirely sure, needs peer review from fellow scientists.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I disagree. I think it's expertly written, directed, and acted, it's just the only person who understands it is David Lynch. Doubley so for "The Return" season.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

How does he afford that rock n roll lifestyle?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Same. We bathed them occasionally, washed their bedding regularly, and had them pad trained for popping. They definitely have a scent, but it's not bad if you manage them right.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not that I'm aware of.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Strawberry Starburst" by Candi Carpenter, for those wondering.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

1000 level intellect play from Rob Lowe. "They won't talk about the time I slept with a 16 year old if they are too busy bullying Ann."

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

You forgot the part where it becomes a self-insert with himself as both the worst and most important human in the galaxy.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She'd be a billionaire and the hero of an entire generation of people. But no, she decided to be an asshole to trans kids instead.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

"They wear helmets on their head... BUT I GOT A WATERMELOOOONE INSTEAD!"

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

This doesn't already happen? Because I have no memory of enrolling in selective service, but I got a selective service card from the government literally the day of my 18th birthday. Maybe it's rolled in with registering to vote? Be better than me, kids, and study civics.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kevin

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I miss Vine. 6 seconds to do your bit. The joke could never be "wow this is going on a while."

2 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

"there's a big difference between /doing/ an escape room and /finding yourself/ in an escape room."

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Did we play a different Morrowind? If a quest essential NPC dies the game straight up gives you a message saying the quest can't be finished and to reload an old save. They might have had backups, but you couldn't just kill anyone and not break the quest.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BobbyHill.jpg "If they could read they'd be very upset."

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0