Carnacki

69124 pts · October 2, 2012


I'm a nature photographer from the Mojave Desert. I usually do macro photography, though I also dabble in painting my pictures through photoshop. I do sell prints if interested.

Here's some Jalapeño Cheese Sourdough bread I baked yesterday.

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The baby Jesus from a roadside nativity scene is rather... Unsettling.

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Praise the sun

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I think we can all agree.

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Deep Sea Isopod

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I'm more valuable than I thought I was.

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Every time I say goodbye to my dog before I head to work.

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A little light reading at the Irish Pub I went to. It's the first time I've seen an actual copy of Small Victories in decades.

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Macro photo of a Paper Wasp nest.

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Relevant title

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;)

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When you keep telling one two many awful puns.

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The hospital gave me two options for getting screwed-either way I was getting the D. =(

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When you're not part of the party.

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You better not shout, you better not scream, or Cthulu Klaus will come to you when you dream.

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Dressing list at the salad bar.

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Good morning!

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I took this photo 4 years ago by wrapping my camera and tripod in a trash bag and standing outside in a thunderstorm.

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When the bakery has a window so you can watch your donuts being glazed.

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Jinkies.

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The perfect loaf of bread. Gaze upon gluten perfection.

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My new motto.

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Mlem

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Friends photo from Easter looks like a cult meeting.

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Acupuncture

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A small toad I found to cheer you all up on this trying day.

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Have a photo of my fiancee's dog wrapped up by a blanket python to cheer you up.

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Always keep sight of your goals.

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My grandmother bought me a sourdough starter, now I'm learning to bake bread!

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It's a bad idea to drink at Renaissance Faires.

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The only photo I managed to take of Mt. Fuji during my trip to Japan.

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My wife told me Team Human is superior. My response:

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Homemade jalapeño cheddar bread.

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TLC told me to not chase waterfalls, but I disregarded them for this photo.

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When you have to choose between anime or exercise.

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It's not always a bad idea to follow the rules.

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I took this photo in the Caroni Swamp in Trinidad. 

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What happens when @Tinyoctopus's kids want chicken tenders over pizza.

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I'm wearing this to the club tonight. How do I look?

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Whatcha doin'?

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Watching the pizza cook through the oven window.

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Stepped on a scorpion in the dark. -_-

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CHOO CHOO! NEXT STOP HOLIDAY 2016!

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Meanwhile, at the Kasich rally...

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Best name for a business?

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Hot Monkey Love

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It Berns us! It Freezes! Nasty Elves twisted it!

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Buzzfeed

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Tried out some Fallout-themed photography. How did it turn out?

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We'd all like to think we'd be the hero in the story...

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To which my gay friend replied, "Aren't they the same thing?"

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Growing up watching the Simpsons, I never thought I'd identify so much with Moe.

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My sister told me that she doesn't plan to vaccinate her kids.

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