Here's some Jalapeño Cheese Sourdough bread I baked yesterday.
The baby Jesus from a roadside nativity scene is rather... Unsettling.
Praise the sun
I think we can all agree.
Deep Sea Isopod
I'm more valuable than I thought I was.
Every time I say goodbye to my dog before I head to work.
A little light reading at the Irish Pub I went to. It's the first time I've seen an actual copy of Small Victories in decades.
Macro photo of a Paper Wasp nest.
Relevant title
;)
When you keep telling one two many awful puns.
The hospital gave me two options for getting screwed-either way I was getting the D. =(
When you're not part of the party.
You better not shout, you better not scream, or Cthulu Klaus will come to you when you dream.
Dressing list at the salad bar.
Good morning!
I took this photo 4 years ago by wrapping my camera and tripod in a trash bag and standing outside in a thunderstorm.
When the bakery has a window so you can watch your donuts being glazed.
Jinkies.
The perfect loaf of bread. Gaze upon gluten perfection.
My new motto.
Mlem
Friends photo from Easter looks like a cult meeting.
Acupuncture
A small toad I found to cheer you all up on this trying day.
Have a photo of my fiancee's dog wrapped up by a blanket python to cheer you up.
Always keep sight of your goals.
My grandmother bought me a sourdough starter, now I'm learning to bake bread!
It's a bad idea to drink at Renaissance Faires.
The only photo I managed to take of Mt. Fuji during my trip to Japan.
My wife told me Team Human is superior. My response:
Homemade jalapeño cheddar bread.
TLC told me to not chase waterfalls, but I disregarded them for this photo.
When you have to choose between anime or exercise.
It's not always a bad idea to follow the rules.
I took this photo in the Caroni Swamp in Trinidad.
What happens when @Tinyoctopus's kids want chicken tenders over pizza.
I'm wearing this to the club tonight. How do I look?
Whatcha doin'?
Watching the pizza cook through the oven window.
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Stepped on a scorpion in the dark. -_-
CHOO CHOO! NEXT STOP HOLIDAY 2016!
Meanwhile, at the Kasich rally...
Best name for a business?
Hot Monkey Love
It Berns us! It Freezes! Nasty Elves twisted it!
Buzzfeed
Tried out some Fallout-themed photography. How did it turn out?
We'd all like to think we'd be the hero in the story...
To which my gay friend replied, "Aren't they the same thing?"
Growing up watching the Simpsons, I never thought I'd identify so much with Moe.
My sister told me that she doesn't plan to vaccinate her kids.