CatShadowleaf

17794 pts ยท November 18, 2022


I once spent a 4 hour drive listening only to the opening song from Kingdom Hearts, trying to memorize the sounds of the Japanese words. I fear nothing.

14 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I gotta find that song so I can get it stuck in the heads of all my friends, but I fear what my algorithm will look like searching for "cum trees"

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Step-deer, what are you doing?!

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same thought! So much medical debt.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

For reference, super hot badass.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is a good start, though.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chicken legs. You can buy 6 vacuum sealed packs of 4-5 chicken drummies at Costco for $7-12. Throw a bunch of spices over them and air fry them at 350 for 15 minutes on one side and 10 on the other and you've got dinner.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought the same thing about cured meats. Like are you seriously making a shark cootchie board? You're fine.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still think about my first pair of boots. I wish they had been repairable.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Uh, the ball pits, not your hair.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kids pee in them.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You knew who he was when you let him hit it unwrapped.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also, a number of people know that their answers are being AI-hoovered and are putting in absolute bullshit to further fuck with AI because it's the only way to find any humour in it.

6 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

There are more forces in the military than just soldiers. Troops include all of them.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing is permanent save death. You did good.

1 week ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

As a person who has worked retail on commission, I can promise you that people never remember even someone who has helped them. Ever.

1 week ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

Blooper!

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

For some reason "goddamn blueberries" always sets me off.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're correct.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've read that whole book series.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That basil is 20 seconds from bursting through the bottom in search of dirt.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did not expect to be so hurt by an answer to this question but, here it is

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or a clipboard. If you have a clipboard and walk like you know where you're going no one will ever stop you anywhere.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Absolute fucking poetry.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dad used to live off of orange Kool-aid and Mountain Dew, and for most of my 42 years he has had debilitating kidney stones. The last time they opened him up they took out over 30 of the little fuckers. They have used ultrasound to break up big ones several times, too. Last year I had my very first one. I called him yelling that I got his shitty kidney stone genetics. Now I chug down half a gallon of water every day trying to make it so it doesn't happen again. Hydrate, folks. Start now.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Baby's just mad because they won't let him put his face on money until he's dead.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They will absolutely do all of that. My concern is that we'll let them.

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0