In case you get bored on valentines day.
People really lose their heads over safety.
I'll take the poo with flies on the side please.
True love.
Modern Genie.
That is enough internet for the day...
Didn't end how I thought it would...
Gently used.
Happiest place on earth.
I think I can, I think I can. Crap.
Gifted parent.
Well they are in Russia...
meat curtain sammich please.
The line of the party.
Has it been long enough yet?
Free pizza with extra toppings.
Lovin before scrubbin.
Maybe tomorrow.
Homemade valentine's day cards.
Extreme red light green light adult edition.
Public indecency.
The struggle is real.
Christmas bone-us in August?
It's 2014 we should have these by now.
Make it 30
The hero I need but not the hero I deserve.
Doctor drops the news.
Careful what you ask for.
Struggle snuggle.
Vintage genius.
Going to # town
Find it within 5 seconds or head to the hospital.
No Regrats!
Shocking.
Hokus Pokus Interruptus.
Satisfaction guaranteed.
Tactical breach.
I must have missed this somehow. . .
Well now I really need that toilet paper.
Peer pressure.
Dough not judge him, at yeast he raised it.
Gimme Texas Roadhouse croutons or die!
Congratulations on your xray vision!