CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug

88969 pts · January 22, 2013


It really does. Between this and the stupid ad campaign he was part of recently for the smokeless fire pit or whatever have completely ruined my view of him.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Finally I can poach and egg without fuckin it up

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's so cool!! Thanks for sharing!!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My husband's ringtone used to be #10 haha he's a huge Venture Bros. fan

2 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

That is too bad! Sounds like it could be worth a talk with someone in leadership about how to resolve that, because it's detrimental to a working team for everyone not to have the opportunity to speak.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's fucking great lmao

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My husband keeps a spare Lactaid tablet in his wallet. He is, in fact, way more likely to encounter cheese while he is out than he is to get laid. Cuz that part happens at home. Where the condoms are.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sounds like you're hanging with a rude crowd

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whats the cooldown on this ability?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hear hear!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have hearing problems, so I don't usually have the sound on when I'm watching these videos. Thanks!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oof!! Was that a brick wall??

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah let's not take the insane behaviors of the 1% as some example we're supposed to aspire to follow, or as a reason to create more conspiracy theories about supposed impending doom. He's stupid and has too much money. They real bitch here is how much land he's taken.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, this baby doesn't look exactly newborn, but close. Maybe a few weeks old. It's possible mama wasn't on this trip and the family wanted to give her a break to rest, but the exposure to crowds thos early on is inadvisable. Still kinda cute tho.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm happy for you :) it doesn't mean others can catch typos like you can.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah. Good Halloween costume

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is so fuckin cute

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hey, me too. High five

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whenever a conservative talks about the need for good parenting, I feel compelled to ask their children if they ever got such a thing.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Diogenes would be so tickled at how much play he's been getting lately for this shitty joke lmao

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Don't mind if I do. *cartoon fist windup*

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She did. She has ADHD and her friend has Dyslexia. They both "proofread" it multiple times and didn't notice until this moment.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

So do bearcats' (binturongs') bottoms!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lmao outstanding +1

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The kind who likes picnics. "Alpaca lunch."

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Truly. I can't believe Q1 of this year marks 4 years. Absolutely bananas.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lmao the way my heart rate immediately normalized after reading this comment

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"It was a knife-wielding maniac with a doctorate!"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think of this animation every time I hear Blue Monday hahaha

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0