Chasmann

23322 pts · January 20, 2013


I’ve had 3 Springers. They all sprung.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tell my pup Good Job! any time he poops, pees, eats, brings me the mail, his collar at bedtime, his giraffe, or my socks.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mike Lawler is a cunt. Despicable human being and he knows it.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Great place to hang out with chicks! The ratio was about 20:3

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I distrust anyone that is super religious. Also, remember when everyone thought Fetterman was a good guy? But, anything is better than the two Republican Chucklefucks, right?

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Let’s not forget Capn’ Numbnuts removed people from positions that could root out counter terrorism here at home SO they could round up POC for ICE.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My mom is a McKenna, my wife is a McKenna, my niece is a McKenna, my sister’s sister is a McKenna…

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’ve been hearing that Putin is going to conscript 2M Russians and throw them into the meat grinder and for little to no pay.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This! So many people will die years after getting COVID multiple times and NEVER chalk it up to the damage that CV19 did to their bodies. But, at least they got to to Applebees.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maths

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s Steve Job’s widow Laurene Powell Jobs. Worth $12B.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And technical expertise. U.S. universities love those high tuition paying Chinese students.

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Added the link. My bad.

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Ivar the boneless kicked ass in the Luge I’m told.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s Congress, shouldn’t there be a duel?

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I keep seeing promos on YouTube for this thing. I swear at the TV every time.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I don’t cry often but this broke me at 4:30am. Every time something like this happens it rips a hole in the hearts of people that are empathetic to all. I feel your pain. Their families and friends must be angry and sad beyond belief. And for what? So some ridiculously rich people can get richer.

2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Garland was appointed by Biden. Joe stupidly thought he could bring America together. He put him in place KNOWING that he wouldn’t pursue Trump. See, Joe was in the Senate and was pals with guys like Mitch McConnell. “We can disagree but still be cordial” BS. Meanwhile America is destroyed.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He’ll be 7 in Feb., he’s the sweetest pup.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go Bears!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like you’ve watched too much TV!

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually went and golfed yesterday. Got paired up with 2 women from Korea, they were so sweet!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This proves that the DOJ broke the law. There is ZERO reason to redact this document, the law clearly states it.

3 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Pontiac Aztek: I AM THE UGLIEST CAR EVER BUILT.
Elom: hahahaha, hold on a sec

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Make each other laugh or have similar senses of humor, it fixes a lot of things. If you don’t have that why bother IMO.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“If everyone would just rake”
- Cankles McClownface

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Yes, cause I’d find my current wife and we’d fuck like little bunny rabbits.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eventually the Economy will collapse under this fascist administration. What will the billionaires do then? Eventually there will be a virus that they do nothing about. Eventually enough people will be hurt by these policies that they revolt. A general strike right now is the only thing I can see working because all they care about is money.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OMG, poor baby.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0