One of the most creative songs I've ever heard.
We bought a floof. She's called Yogi.
You ever wish you could be a kid again? Just for a day...
MRW I'm at my parents farm & playing with the piglets.
Pfftt.. keyboard warriors, amIright?
Flump me, bro!
In all my years of GTA V on PS3, I've never fome across these!
Apparently these exist.
A short story based on what I have to deal with daily at work.
IMGURIANS LISTEN UP (Don't you tell me not to tell you what to do)
Sploosh!
fact
MRW my phone is away for repairs
Hey, ass dandruff, your mother is a big turtle. May you lie in the ground and bake bagels that you will never get to eat.
What a shit name for a company.
Every time.
That feeling of summer being over and Jack Frost slapping your balls in the morning
I found a pussy bigger than your Ma's
The treadmill 'burst training' routine is getting out of hand at my gym.
MFW my co-worker calls our boss "an un-miraculous bastard"
Growing up in the 90's. This is what mine looked like.
Heard you guys like arrows. Oh, and history. And facts.
ChAT
About that hammock life.
The Dion.
If Somehow The World Ended And Started All Over Again... I'd Look For Her.
ARE YOU EVEN FUCKING..
'Running Horses' water feature
On a date when I laugh a booger out of my nose and on to her leg.
Yet again.. Android had 'Bend' technology first. CATCH UP apple!
Hugs. Win/Win.
All kinds of snoot boopin' happened today
Found him...
Definitely booking my car into 'Splash & Dash' this weekend.