When she gets that good meat from an officer
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Not sure if I should see a doctor
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When you receive a promotion from Clit Lieutenant Commander
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My cat is a model
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Austin, TX
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AHHHH
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Modern flirting
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Here is a genuine picture of myself for Christmas
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I don't know how to add text to gifs, but there are lots of nice posts in Usersub
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TFW someone tries to give you head for picking them up
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MRW someone compliments me
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Avoid gyms, go to parks
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An OP Tale
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MRW it's the 29th but I forgot to get shitty memes
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Me-IRL
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Idk how to add text
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MFW we're getting near the end of the last movie and she said we'd have sex afterwards
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A Mother's Day gift she'll love
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I'm horngry
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The name's Robert
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Okay
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My friend kept me updated while watching My Lie in April
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The new plot for Jurassic World 2
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I tried taking pictures of my cat, but I think he may or may not be an FBI agent
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Valentine's dump
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And may the Force be with you
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MRW I finally get a picture in return
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D'aww
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If you ever feel like you didn't get enough for your birthday
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Bread
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Have you finished those errands?
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Merry Christmas, courtesy of my sister
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HRW we try to get a quickee in before work
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How did he see me?
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Female friend offered a fwb situation with me!
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Damages? This kid got more than he'd have today because of the incident. Now the parents want to be all greedy and take millions from an already suffering Texas education fund?
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It's my cake day so here's some sensual eggs
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Congratulations!
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20 Days
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Smashing
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I knew he seemed fairly familiar, oddly enough
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:-)
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Me_Later tonigh
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I don't have a secret Santa, but I could give someone the gift of money in exchange for a handwritten The Lusty Argonian Maid
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MRW the head coach is gonna lose his job and I may become the temp job, but remember not to smile on camera
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NSFW
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It's been years
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Tim Tebow
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MFW Scrolling through usersub and I see Zoolander and Game of Thrones stuff four posts in a row
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Anyways, here's wonder wall by oasis.
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Had to factory recall my mixtape
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[Title]
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Merry Christmas from Austin, Texas
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MRW my nephew says Jar-Jar was his favorite character
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I can't wait for the Super Adele 64 album
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