ChefObvious

3922 pts ยท October 22, 2015


I'm a chef. Obviously. But not like Chef Boyardee, that sellout.

I would kill whoever did that to my pies.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Found Graham Elliot's clone.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I was far more disappointed thst she wasn't wearing leather. That's my fetish, y0.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welcome to the Earth, third rock from the sun.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let's not forget: anything happening in The Matrix is green tinted, while real world isn't.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hey, thank you! I see the post every so often, but first I heard it was expanded.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had to leave, then come back and head straight for comments. I just...no. Fuck no.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've seen nuclear explosions with less fallout than this.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

...or so I've heard.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Taking a shot in the dark here, but 3 years in California for minor felony vandalism.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, so easy...happy go lucky...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Listen here, you little shit...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Perhaps it's just me, but I would think Cube 2 would have fit better.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You wanna have fun? Nanny McPhee.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Please document.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@OP, I'm assuming you never heard of "Hi, My name is Larry. This is my brother, Darryl, and this is my other brother, Darryl." (Newhart)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Scissors, my friend. Especially in a different room.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can hear the Kenner jingle in my head.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2: "Who can save Princess Juliet - held captive by the evil Count Lorca? Who can save the city? Who?" "Who...this is a job for CONDORMAN!"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're either trolling or you don't know your comics.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ah, thank you! Never played the game, so I missed the reference.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't get that. Please explain.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lost it at "My guts are yelling in German."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah, but the counterpoint is: what about Columbia?

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

In Florida, there are gators in every puddle of water bigger than the bathroom sink.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel bad, too. He and my late wife were FB friends and sharing interior design tips with one another.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Unfortunately, he passed away shortly after the show. :(

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Absolutely! It's not I-4 that's the problem, it's International Drive.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0