Even I groaned at this one.
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1140
*bawk bawk*
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4
2291
"I'd like my eggs metal, please."
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1500
Subtle difference...
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4453
Don't be so sour.
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3
812
No, it WAS me. Pretty sure.
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8
1480
Turns out, I like both versions!
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1
573
The friends you'd die to meet in person!
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1
738
Anybody else ever feel this way?
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138066
I'd like one of those too, please
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8
3020
A cry for help
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4
2231
And unashamedly honest!
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1804
Best Gram ever!
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9
3483
Penguin = dapper murder bird
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8
2718
Good morning!
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95031
This "font" would drive me batty!
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0
894
Thanksgiving is coming!
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0
640
Isopods need love too!
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4208
"Nooooooooo!"
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103854
Spooky Veggies
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1
1912
"Roar" vs *blep*
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119581
(insert evil laugh here)
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659
That is a good book
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132798
Please, just turn off the lights.
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4
860
Hypocrite...
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0
600
Where's the compassion?
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2585
Take care of yourself this season!
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1
1364
Cat > Homework
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1
1378
Maybe an Octo-phony?
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2256
I'll just go read Goosebumps and play with my POGS while listening to Hanson.
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3224
Chat with or visit a friend if you can. That helps, too.
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2
1783
RIP Windows 95
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2755
Is that too much to ask??
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And don't get me started about your father...
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97586
Kilts... what are you going to do?
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737
Rain, sweet rain!
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815
At least he tried?
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2668
Now the song is stuck in my head.
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1
2644
For the conspiracy theorist in your life!
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2816
When autocorrect commits blasphemy!
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148503
Fall about 2 meters at birth? No thanks!
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4
2931
All the credit to: wawa wiwa
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3
1638
What about the wings? Red Bull gives you wings!
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1870
Good enough excuse?
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96869
Baby sneeze = pp
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6
251
*sigh*
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4202
Soup of the Day
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870
Still looks shady to me.
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2
545
Sounds legit.
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113881
Minty fresh
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1
970
The alignment
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1950
Water gone wrong.
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2
364
But... Dino Waffles!
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1
373
Madness, I say!
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3498
Bat your eyes at something else.
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3
1973
Threatening Beaker Auras
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4
2740