She’s mad at me cause I took her to the vet for her torn ACL surgery
I know it's impossible but...
When Taco Bell sponsored motorcycle racing...
“Hi, my name is, my name is...” *chiki wiki* “Slim Shady”
PSA: You have a choice!
Do you want poop in your pants?
Lojuan
"...and here we see the majestic creatures sleeping in their natural habitat..."
It ain’t stupid if it works!