3592 pts ยท July 27, 2021
Heavy irony - the president who was assassinated, asking about the files of the man who may have been assassinated, during the presidency of the boob everyone wants assassinated. Deep thoughts...
Sure, American bread is bad for you, but it took the French to make it into French Toast.
In the above video, we are shown an example of:A) Hydrogelation,B) Occlusion, orC) A Cat
I parked my Chevy near my Levee but my Levee was tired.
Mmmmm... Apple fritter.Apple fritters are one of the few things in the pastry universe that are almost as good when they're a day old. Not that I've ever turned my back on a day-old doughnut.
If you've ever seen a goat crew that is used to clear overgrown areas, goats eat almost anything. Grass. Weeds. Blackberry bushes. Leaves. Kudzu. Small pine trees. Poison sumac. Raw beans. Asbestos. Nuclear waste. They can't eat rhododendrons, hemlock or laurel, though. Farming scientists have often suggested we need to switch our tastes from cattle to goats...
#6 Perspective is important. While a massive, civilization destroying comet striking New York City is horrifying, pausing at about 60% in order to draw a tiny red arrow labeled "Trump Tower" changes this video to a thing of gentle whimsey. Even the soulless universe is compelled to sh*t on his f**kery
I'll agree on three conditions: 1) It's catch-and-release, 2) I don't have to go back to the office until tomorrow, and 3) It's an apple fritter.
A human being trying to live their best life? Such a radical idea. We must stack the government against them in order to suppress their pursuit of happiness, or we will surely be forced to ... uh ... Leave them alone?
Thus proving that, even among the highly educated and trained aerospace elite, there are some people who are compelled to fudge D&D rolls.
Very nice, my old studio professor would have given you full credit for the lines alone. People don't appreciate the skill watercolors require.
Please recover the 2016-2020 presidential file boxes from the spare bathroom first. I'm like most people, I like having something to read while I'm taking a dump.
Cheese - a dog's natural food.When I make myself a ham and cheese omelet my dog becomes unhinged.
I'm bald, I look really stupid in eye shadow, and I know almost nothing about the natural sciences. Would it be acceptable for me to double up on the slut part?
Saw the same thing, upvote for someone who knows what kerning is. Although I admit that InDesign and Quark are great ways to make a two page newsletter take 6 hours.
Jeez, dude, I could almost hear Yoda admonishing you in the background. Remember, hate leads to suffering.
There is no 'i' in 'team'. But there is "Met 'em at ate me tame mate meta meat" in 'team', which is super confusing when you use that to reply to people who say, "There's no 'i' in 'team'."
My dog is a poodle / whippet / greyhound mix and I'm exhausted.
That's what winners do with an opportunity - they make it theirs and run with it.
When a smart leader is in over his head, the first thing he tells his senior staff is, "Tell me privately when I'm doing something wrong. Try to intercept my mistakes. Until I'm comfortable I'm going to call you in to answer questions, so be prepared.Hegseth: "You're fired, n3wb. So p0wnage."
#3 I cannot afford the amount I'd be willing to pay for you to shovel my walk.
However, a strong support group, including family and friends, often means it will arrive sooner. Being surrounded by helpful people makes any venture easier.
From Earth. Headed around the moon. /s
I heard someone say to a Karen-type woman, "Do you remember when you spent $500 on your tattoo? Do you remember how cute your daughter looked when she died her hair pink? Do you remember your aunt freaking out when she found your cousin's dildo? Then shut-up about trans people, in 2020 they are no different from you." I'm a cis male, but the images in those statements really helped me focus what I already believed. Live your own life, and be good to people.
I am reminded of "The Truman Show". How awesome would it be to create "The Trump-man Show" and leave him in his own world-leader-pretend sound stage, where he could be and do and say anything, and we'd fabricate fake events from the nation and the world? And we could watch him be an orange cock-up on a 24-hour cable channel.But even better would be to convince him that we're doing that now, and his money has been given to Melania and his cabinet and Secret Service detail are all actors.
I am reminded of a vendor at a local farmers market who would bake salmon or trout and sell it in little two-inch squares for people to take home for their cat. He would also add a bean-sized side of fresh basil, catnip or valerian, and he had lots of fiddly Etsy-type things for cats. I asked him if this was profitable, and he said, "Yes, a lot better than baking cookies or bread."
"Hello, Hooman. I'm not sure why you're sitting at your desk in front of the fizzy window, but I have come to sleep on the clicky-bed."
Honestly, after 14 months of Trump while totally unmedicated, I'd prefer to be high on heroin.
"And by the way, we're looking into refinishing the White House. White is too submissive for the leader of the free world. A reporter said that might be unpopular, but I've asked the American people, and they all agreed with me. Very positive replies, even the Democrats like it, it's going to be beautiful."
It makes so much sense now. I thought it was the rich, not the boomers, that were constipating our economy. But now I see that the problem is a dragon!We'll need a thief.
Heavy irony - the president who was assassinated, asking about the files of the man who may have been assassinated, during the presidency of the boob everyone wants assassinated. Deep thoughts...
Sure, American bread is bad for you, but it took the French to make it into French Toast.
In the above video, we are shown an example of:
A) Hydrogelation,
B) Occlusion, or
C) A Cat
I parked my Chevy near my Levee but my Levee was tired.
Mmmmm... Apple fritter.
Apple fritters are one of the few things in the pastry universe that are almost as good when they're a day old. Not that I've ever turned my back on a day-old doughnut.
If you've ever seen a goat crew that is used to clear overgrown areas, goats eat almost anything. Grass. Weeds. Blackberry bushes. Leaves. Kudzu. Small pine trees. Poison sumac. Raw beans. Asbestos. Nuclear waste. They can't eat rhododendrons, hemlock or laurel, though.
Farming scientists have often suggested we need to switch our tastes from cattle to goats...
#6 Perspective is important. While a massive, civilization destroying comet striking New York City is horrifying, pausing at about 60% in order to draw a tiny red arrow labeled "Trump Tower" changes this video to a thing of gentle whimsey.
Even the soulless universe is compelled to sh*t on his f**kery
I'll agree on three conditions: 1) It's catch-and-release, 2) I don't have to go back to the office until tomorrow, and 3) It's an apple fritter.
A human being trying to live their best life? Such a radical idea. We must stack the government against them in order to suppress their pursuit of happiness, or we will surely be forced to ... uh ... Leave them alone?
Thus proving that, even among the highly educated and trained aerospace elite, there are some people who are compelled to fudge D&D rolls.
Very nice, my old studio professor would have given you full credit for the lines alone. People don't appreciate the skill watercolors require.
Please recover the 2016-2020 presidential file boxes from the spare bathroom first. I'm like most people, I like having something to read while I'm taking a dump.
Cheese - a dog's natural food.
When I make myself a ham and cheese omelet my dog becomes unhinged.
I'm bald, I look really stupid in eye shadow, and I know almost nothing about the natural sciences. Would it be acceptable for me to double up on the slut part?
Saw the same thing, upvote for someone who knows what kerning is. Although I admit that InDesign and Quark are great ways to make a two page newsletter take 6 hours.
Jeez, dude, I could almost hear Yoda admonishing you in the background. Remember, hate leads to suffering.
There is no 'i' in 'team'. But there is "Met 'em at ate me tame mate meta meat" in 'team', which is super confusing when you use that to reply to people who say, "There's no 'i' in 'team'."
My dog is a poodle / whippet / greyhound mix and I'm exhausted.
That's what winners do with an opportunity - they make it theirs and run with it.
When a smart leader is in over his head, the first thing he tells his senior staff is, "Tell me privately when I'm doing something wrong. Try to intercept my mistakes. Until I'm comfortable I'm going to call you in to answer questions, so be prepared.
Hegseth: "You're fired, n3wb. So p0wnage."
#3 I cannot afford the amount I'd be willing to pay for you to shovel my walk.
However, a strong support group, including family and friends, often means it will arrive sooner. Being surrounded by helpful people makes any venture easier.
From Earth. Headed around the moon. /s
I heard someone say to a Karen-type woman, "Do you remember when you spent $500 on your tattoo? Do you remember how cute your daughter looked when she died her hair pink? Do you remember your aunt freaking out when she found your cousin's dildo? Then shut-up about trans people, in 2020 they are no different from you." I'm a cis male, but the images in those statements really helped me focus what I already believed. Live your own life, and be good to people.
I am reminded of "The Truman Show". How awesome would it be to create "The Trump-man Show" and leave him in his own world-leader-pretend sound stage, where he could be and do and say anything, and we'd fabricate fake events from the nation and the world? And we could watch him be an orange cock-up on a 24-hour cable channel.
But even better would be to convince him that we're doing that now, and his money has been given to Melania and his cabinet and Secret Service detail are all actors.
I am reminded of a vendor at a local farmers market who would bake salmon or trout and sell it in little two-inch squares for people to take home for their cat. He would also add a bean-sized side of fresh basil, catnip or valerian, and he had lots of fiddly Etsy-type things for cats. I asked him if this was profitable, and he said, "Yes, a lot better than baking cookies or bread."
"Hello, Hooman. I'm not sure why you're sitting at your desk in front of the fizzy window, but I have come to sleep on the clicky-bed."
Honestly, after 14 months of Trump while totally unmedicated, I'd prefer to be high on heroin.
"And by the way, we're looking into refinishing the White House. White is too submissive for the leader of the free world. A reporter said that might be unpopular, but I've asked the American people, and they all agreed with me. Very positive replies, even the Democrats like it, it's going to be beautiful."
It makes so much sense now. I thought it was the rich, not the boomers, that were constipating our economy. But now I see that the problem is a dragon!
We'll need a thief.