If take a screenshot of this and fuckoff I'll upvote your dick pics. Message me and I'll send you a picture of whatever you ask for, but probably a picture of a penis with googley eyes I found on google to go with it. Mobile user. I'm a dude. Very friendly, feel free to talk to me! Born Septimber 12th, 1996. Kik: ChrisDaGopher, just tell me you're from Imgur! please dont spell it "gofer" I was playing lazer tag and he mispelled "blondy"(ie) too, which was my sister my findings; Bananas for Scale Guitars for Temperature 5/7 is a Perfect score Cera is aware of us Sophia Moretz is also aware Ken M is a god @Sarah is our god Imgurrafe is our lovely overlord "Edward Macaroni Fork" is a comment people downvote to show love what am I willing to deal with today? Not Fucking This... Aaaaaarriiiiiiiiiiiin I love you. LOVE YOU IMGUR! I became an active user March 2016! 2016: March 30th, 12:20A.M. 100 fake internet points! Double happy 3:30A.M. I forgot imgur doesn't like OC back down below 100 internet points. :( April 4th 10:31P.M. YAY 220 points! :) April 12th 2:40A.M. 390 points! Also Darksouls III but payday is in 2 days :( April 13th 4:00A.M.~12:00P.M. 400 points! I am accepted. Aptil 15th 4:00P.M. Darksouls 3. Very dead, much dead, lots spook, lots farm. April 20th 12A.M.-12A.M. 1 year graduation aniversary. (had less than 1 hour to send my essays or I failed, and could not pay for an extension) April 21st 3:00A.M. 604 points. 4:00A.M. -points. someome took the time to downvote a lot of comments of mine. Nice April 23rd Imgurians updoot my comments to give back the points I lost! Seriously you people are awesome! April 24th 6:00A.M. 720 points. May 9th 3:00 P.M. Got fired... Bored out of my mind... (\(----)/) my only savior is Dark Souls! May 12th 10:00 P.M. I got 1000 Points! May 19th 2:23 P.M. I woke up and my comment has 1000+ updoots, HOLY SHIT IM A BOSS! Seriously though thanks Imgur! You da real MVP. May 25th 8:00 P.M. 3380 points, 2 top comments so far. 6000 here I come :) 11:00 P.M.-ish I helped make an idea, and the post got staff picked. Socially Neutral Penguin https://imgur.com/gallery/ZZzCj. Sweet. Technically I've been to the FP since my name was in the first picture! June 4th 5:00 P.M. 4433 points. SELF REMINDER: Tell @walkingtaco22 about job search. June 5th 7:40 P.M. oh no someone got mad at me again and is downvoting my comments again, oh shame oh cry. Now I must go kill myself as result. June 10th 11:00 A.M. Started my second road trip across the U.S. June 23rd ??:?? A.M. I got my 6000 point goal :D Self REMINDER: tell @mtmerrick what D&D Campaign you will be questing via message on mobile site since you're a tard and broke your pc. remind @exhibsubgirl about naked window christmas lights. June 26th 4:30 A.M. 6450 points. I used all of my data this month browsing imgur during my vacation. I'm addicted please send help. 4:40 A.M. I'm freaking retarted, I just figured out how to browse newest on usersub on mobile. How the fuck did I not click the drop down tab? wtf. June 27th Morning-ish 7000 points. Last day of my roadtrip. Finally get to fit my gun parts on my AR and go shoot it. I'm happy. July 9th 7:40 P.M. I was suspended for 24 hours for posting link to DirtyMirror. meh. It made it to FP why do you care about it anymore? July 10th ??:?? A.M.-P.M. Banned. I feel cheated because I was banned from 3 links I posted within an hour of each other. I wasnt able to heed my warnings because by that time it was too late. If there is a way to appeal let me know! It would be great to not lose this username since mobile doesn't get name changing like PC. BRAVO IF YOU READ ALL OF MY STUPID SHIT! I want you to have this as a gift! https://imgur.com/tGmvc4i my favorite downvote gif!
"Remember that main quest you were doing. Ignore that the same shed you keep saving is being attacked by ghoula. Go help them again."
*Gym leader uses hyper potion"
You forgot the part where you constantly check your phone to see how it's going and pretend the up votes come in hours after you posted it
People are gonna think I'm racist... but color doesn't exist. Everything is just black, trust me I'm blind.
I liked where that was goin.
About people being fucked up enough to do this in the first place, rather than using a tool(even if intended for that use) to masacre people
Way late I know, but tools have many uses i.e. catpaw on the back of a hammer. Guns are used for sport all the time, it's more-
Literally people saying shit like "his hands weren't in his pockets" or "this dumb ass saying this to justify the murder" etc. dumb all over
I took one for the team... he showed everyone that you can fire a handgun from in/outside of your pocket. The comments are a mess 1/2
I use all my rails except the top because I use iron sights on mine.
Next ban 99999999999 days "move out fucking faggot piece of shit, your mom and I wanna fuck more often"
Hoodlum uses "GAT" it isn't effective!
I FUCK HARD, TWO FISTS ONE ANUS
My buddies and I burn a huge lower case t and wear ghosts costumes when we throw block parties so people know we're fun guys!
No that's just the "out of focus filter so it looks cooler" filter
I may have blinked but I thought I saw it move!
In reality porn sites would love that.
Aww dicktits the mods stole my points and only gave me 2 in return :(
Not if you use torque and not speed. Push them out of the way at slow speeds, instead of throwing them in the air from high speeds
When has it ever been uphill? I feel like it's just an excuse to be racist against anyone not black.
Yeah just used mobile to search til I found a link and favorited.
All the moderators were asleep, or enjoying the post too much.
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Sugar were going down swinging
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I'm just doing the Lord's will
Np friend! I just searched dirty mirror on imgur, looked at the posts about it and?went comment surfing. Tip for future use :)
No it's easier to manage the wind by holding it so both hands can cover the flame instead of just one. Can sneeze to light that shit.
I mean I only have 7k fake internet points, I'm not too worried.
Used single edged knife instead, dick fell off. Prepare to be sued.