ChristopherHaarlock

2064 pts ยท July 19, 2015


Retired Vet, father to a hellion, Stay at home monkey and gamer.

Ever read the comics?
The Weed of Sorcery Thrives upon poetry.

5 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Neither of them have the depth, nor the warmth my friend.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can I steal this? Mebbe tag a certain loonatic on twatter and see the meltdown with it? Today I feel like fishing and this would be fun bait to use.

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They're never truly gone so long as you remember them, they're still beside you, purring away. I offer you my condolences.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did 12 years in the guard, most of it active and overseas. We had one order that was illegal in the entire 12 years I was in. We brought the concern to our leadership, they kicked it up the pipe, order was revised and sent back down the pipe. Same order, new wording, made it legal. They could do this, easily. I'll also say this very slowly for you: Natl. Guard. Is. Dept. Of. The. Army. You. Cannot. Quit. They can, however, courtmarshal you. And then you receive the green weenie, sandpapered.

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

100% false.
Daughterboard ate shit on my kids SD due to the USB-C port shorting and frying it. I could have bought it from iFixit, but I messaged Valve first - they offered to fix it free of charge even with it being a year out of warrenty. All because I was polite, described my issue, and even said I could source one from iFixit if they couldn't repair it. They still repaired it free of charge, thanked me for being polite and sent it right back.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because at some point, somewhere in the code someone is referring to a line past the comment - deleting the comment breaks the pointer to that line...and now it's all your fault.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

White citizens only. And only if you vote for the right white Member of the Party. All others are subject to ICE investigations.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do love to remind people that the sole reason the traitors had no choice but to run to the eye of terror was because...they simply had no place else to go. the Lion made certain of that. The DAngels are the templates upon which the other legions were modeled after and he was the only primarch Big E trusted with weaponry from the Dark Age - many of said weapons were sentient and feared the Lion.

9 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

You know what - you are absolutely 100% in the right. If I could edit my comment, I would.
However, I'll also add the caveat - I often got referred to as the wife, in this case - the word imho oughta be interchangeable.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

every man should loudly, and happily proclaim the virtues they love about their wives. Mine has done much the same for me, without ever judging me for it, despite me coming from a very... multi-phobic and deeply closeted family. She out stubborned my obliviousness as well. women like our wives are true gems.

10 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Therese Voerman vibes on the corpo.

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Stop trying to make fetch happen!

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

All in good fun, no worries.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We all love and miss our furbabies- and old photos always bring smiles to our faces. We're not pet owners, we have four legged family members we love dearly.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had my pet cat Oliver for little over a year. We got him and his brother, Thumbs(yes, he has thumbs, polydactyl cats are awesome) from a friend. Salem very quickly designated me as his human. And the little orange goofball helped soothe my PTSD. I 'pocket' raised him in my hoodie and could count on days when my anxiety or PTSD started up he'd just sit on my lap and purr. He loved *everyone* no exceptions. FIP took him from us last year. I still accidentally call my kitten Oliver sometimes.....

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, President Elon and VP Trump haven't been inaugurated yet, thats on the 20th.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Temba, His Arms Wide open!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My last job tried that before I retired. my work phone went on silent the moment I clocked out. No overtime? No extra work. I kept just enough on the side to have a decent shot at another job in the time it would take them to finalize firing me.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't be me. Don't break yourself in the pursuit of 'if i work just a little harder, they'll reward me with more money'. I got promoted to more work, when I did get promoted, it got taken away because someone else messed up when I was on vacation and returned to being informed I'd been demoted and was still expected to do the same work. Do just enough to get the job done and ensure your own health first.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This needs to be higher up.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mr. Bones Wild Ride Never ends!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's an American thing for people who don't live in a city and have access to city sewage lines. I live out in BM-FK-EGPT, almost middle of nowhere, and we have a septic tank and leeching field (gravel/filtersand) that we have to service yearly to ensure we don't have brown sludge backup into the house when we flush.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The only thing better was reading Brotherhood of the Snake. They send 1 space marine to stop a Deldar incursion... Years later, they send the same space marine to retrieve a relic from it and then participate in annihilating an Ork WAAAGH!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

D4 feels like I'm replaying Diablo 2 for some reason. It's scratching an itch I just didn't know was there.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0