I'll try anything once!
I just found InspiroBot, the inspirational quote generator
Kung Fu Batman
today in usersub i saw a lobster molesting a cactus
It's the 29th
When you're taking a shower and your SO decides to poop
Wanted to share some art I made in the last month
It's gonna be a rough day. Have a drink
WTF is wrong with you people?
July 29. An orange car goes off the road while a white car drowns
Dabbing my way into the 29th
When you're trying to be cute but you know you're ugly AF
So long, July 29th. I gave it my best.
July 29th
A tossed salad that loves tossing salad
rate my baby
Farmer plugs badger hole with confused sheep
When you broke up, but they keep texting angry messages
I've been making art to cope with my depression.
Skeletor up in this Muthafucka!!
Sorry in advance.
Charlie's Dream Journal
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Just found out there's 10 minutes left of my Cake Day!!!
long boi, smol man, beepis, mage, snekkerino
When its my turn for karaoke and I pick Rap God
anything for an upvote
When it's Halloween but it's also midterms.
Merry Christmas from Stephen Hawking!
Bork into the Void
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Has anyone seen the new Netflix ads for Narcos?
When I visit my SO who moved away for a job on a kelp farm
Browsing the front page today
MYAAAAH!!
Kid Rock and Ted Nugent are playing the Trump Inauguration
The new season of Narcos looks amazing
Just a turkey kicking a beach ball
First week in my new apartment with no furniture and loud neighbors
My friend is in the hospital all week, so this is how i'm cheering her up
dunno.
ok people, let's do this thing
Official White House photo of the First Lady... House of Cards?
nothing but fresh ass bread for this duck
Triggered
When someone says my name in the break room
Keep up the good work, everybody!
Say what you want, but nobody f*cks with the Knife People
Its friday night. i'm pumped.
Fozzie Fonzie
I'm 35 and my mom asked me when i'm going to have kids
i got you fam
when you get hit so hard in the beans it makes you pimp walk
A big runny gorilla dump
I get a little crabby if i dont eat
Celebrities that look like Muppets
Naked Man Vandalizes Lake and Puts Dog in a Choke Hold.
When i read my drunken texts the next morning