Cilvaa

313393 pts ยท November 24, 2012


I tell an inappropriate amount of inappropriate jokes. From the always sunny Gold Coast, Australia, the greatest country on Earth!

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As an Aussie: you're welcome

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"BUTTER THE FUCKING ROLL, MAN!"

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"she's tossing it, so it counts as a salad"

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Folding them is easy once you know how

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#6 I see London, I see France..

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As someone who has done video compositing, it is not a simple as you would think. You would have to hand mask each one, frame by frame, ~30 frames per second. There are zooms, motion blur, and the camera is translating through 3D space. It would be a monumental pain in the ass to take a video of a handful and replicate them in 2D compositing. And with the parallax and blur it would not look convincing.

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Name and shame the influencers

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I doubt it. In some shots there is some odd creasing that is unusual for naturals but common for implants. Also in the second-last shot they bunch up near her collarbone but don't compress the way you would expect breast tissue and fat to, they compress as if they have an object inside that might be soft, but isn't capable of compressing the way human tissue can.

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Someone please do this in Oracle's data centres

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Me too, lady. Me too

3 days ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Aussie here, the logo fucking cracked me up, let out a HA! so loud my neighbours probably heard

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Yeah the "step-" stuff is so overdone and boring. And tame. Full-blood or nothing!

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Skype is dead, it is now Teams/Zoom

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Some people get gassy after eating eggs?!

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They're the type of people who invented religions in the first place to try to answer those kinds of questions

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Ahh, she's that kind of moron

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My favourite!

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I am in favour of switching to calling it Luna, as "the Moon" sounds less like a name and just a description. Not to mention all the other moons in our Solar System.

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Nah, fuck 'em. The Trump government (and I use that last word loosely) needs to be knocked on it's ass. HARD.

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The masculine urge to slaughter the entire bourgeoisie and aristocracy

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I love when women

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