313393 pts ยท November 24, 2012
I tell an inappropriate amount of inappropriate jokes. From the always sunny Gold Coast, Australia, the greatest country on Earth!
As an Aussie: you're welcome
"pet the belly" they said ;) https://imgur.com/8Fs7Y2e.png
"BUTTER THE FUCKING ROLL, MAN!"
"she's tossing it, so it counts as a salad"
Folding them is easy once you know how
#6 I see London, I see France..
As someone who has done video compositing, it is not a simple as you would think. You would have to hand mask each one, frame by frame, ~30 frames per second. There are zooms, motion blur, and the camera is translating through 3D space. It would be a monumental pain in the ass to take a video of a handful and replicate them in 2D compositing. And with the parallax and blur it would not look convincing.
Name and shame the influencers
I doubt it. In some shots there is some odd creasing that is unusual for naturals but common for implants. Also in the second-last shot they bunch up near her collarbone but don't compress the way you would expect breast tissue and fat to, they compress as if they have an object inside that might be soft, but isn't capable of compressing the way human tissue can.
Someone please do this in Oracle's data centres
The reason these dingbats think cloud patterns are reused is because they are. Some images of Earth are composite images creating by stitching multiple images together, and sometimes they need to patch in some holes. Some images are created entirely digitally using Earth and cloud maps wrapped around a sphere and rendered. Since the could map gets reused, the patterns in the clouds reappear. NASA even admits this. https://science.nasa.gov/blogs/earth-matters/2011/10/06/crafting-the-blue-marble
Shaun Micallef did some of the best tilted room sketches https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-ewKxGqy2g
Me too, lady. Me too
Aussie here, the logo fucking cracked me up, let out a HA! so loud my neighbours probably heard
Yeah the "step-" stuff is so overdone and boring. And tame. Full-blood or nothing!
Skype is dead, it is now Teams/Zoom
Some people get gassy after eating eggs?!
They're the type of people who invented religions in the first place to try to answer those kinds of questions
Ahh, she's that kind of moron
My favourite!
I am in favour of switching to calling it Luna, as "the Moon" sounds less like a name and just a description. Not to mention all the other moons in our Solar System.
Nah, fuck 'em. The Trump government (and I use that last word loosely) needs to be knocked on it's ass. HARD.
The masculine urge to slaughter the entire bourgeoisie and aristocracy
I love when women
As an Aussie: you're welcome
"pet the belly" they said ;) https://imgur.com/8Fs7Y2e.png
"BUTTER THE FUCKING ROLL, MAN!"
"she's tossing it, so it counts as a salad"
Folding them is easy once you know how
#6 I see London, I see France..
As someone who has done video compositing, it is not a simple as you would think. You would have to hand mask each one, frame by frame, ~30 frames per second. There are zooms, motion blur, and the camera is translating through 3D space. It would be a monumental pain in the ass to take a video of a handful and replicate them in 2D compositing. And with the parallax and blur it would not look convincing.
Name and shame the influencers
I doubt it. In some shots there is some odd creasing that is unusual for naturals but common for implants. Also in the second-last shot they bunch up near her collarbone but don't compress the way you would expect breast tissue and fat to, they compress as if they have an object inside that might be soft, but isn't capable of compressing the way human tissue can.
Someone please do this in Oracle's data centres
The reason these dingbats think cloud patterns are reused is because they are. Some images of Earth are composite images creating by stitching multiple images together, and sometimes they need to patch in some holes. Some images are created entirely digitally using Earth and cloud maps wrapped around a sphere and rendered. Since the could map gets reused, the patterns in the clouds reappear. NASA even admits this. https://science.nasa.gov/blogs/earth-matters/2011/10/06/crafting-the-blue-marble
Shaun Micallef did some of the best tilted room sketches https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-ewKxGqy2g
Me too, lady. Me too
Aussie here, the logo fucking cracked me up, let out a HA! so loud my neighbours probably heard
Yeah the "step-" stuff is so overdone and boring. And tame. Full-blood or nothing!
Skype is dead, it is now Teams/Zoom
Some people get gassy after eating eggs?!
They're the type of people who invented religions in the first place to try to answer those kinds of questions
Ahh, she's that kind of moron
My favourite!
I am in favour of switching to calling it Luna, as "the Moon" sounds less like a name and just a description. Not to mention all the other moons in our Solar System.
Nah, fuck 'em. The Trump government (and I use that last word loosely) needs to be knocked on it's ass. HARD.
The masculine urge to slaughter the entire bourgeoisie and aristocracy
I love when women