Cjkeeper

4465 pts ยท June 3, 2012


Old woman. Man. Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there? I'm 37. What? I'm 37. I'm not old. Well I can't just call you "man". Well you could call me Dennis. I didn't know you were called Dennis. Well you didn't bother to find out did you?

Bill Bailey. If you haven't seen Black Books, watch that shit.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes, it was the scariest dream of my life. After explaining it to people, they told me it was a night terror. Aptly named.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Delaware got postponed to July 7.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let me see that thoooonnngg

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Look up: Atlanto-occipital dislocation, orthopedic decapitation, or internaldecapitation

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By decapitated I meant that the skull is completely removed from the spinal cord. It doesnt necessarily mean the head is off the shoulders.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, hes just the personal attorney to the President of the United States and was only acting as his proxy demanding his client's interests.

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 5

Pro Tip: Dont have the volume on if you have cats. My cats went crazy looking for the bird in distress

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

That pumpkin is not lasting 4 weeks ?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Originally, the mermaid turns to bubbles and the prince doesn't love her. Did you get bent outta shape when Disney changed that, too?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Originally, the mermaid turns to bubbles and the prince doesn't love her. Did you get bent outta shape when Disney changed that, too?

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 15

You'd be surprised. I'm 31 and have lived in MD/DE since 19. The amount of GOP support from my age group is staggeringly high here. :(

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

thanks for the playlist

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Congratulations!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My cats did the same thing!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My cats FREAKED out when I watched this. They ran to the window to look for dog.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It seriously happens. My mom works in the ER and has told me several stories of people coming in either partially or completely decapitated.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are not only the camera man we need, you are the camera man we deserve. Years of squinting through the pixels.. we DESERVE this. PUPPY!!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was a mix of The Happening meets A Quiet Place. I enjoyed it more than The Happening, but not as much as A Quiet Place.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Make your own comic strips and update us! Lol

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun card game, too! Its kinda like Cards Against Humanity, imgur edition. Very cool!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sock... sock it to 'em.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, thanks

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hello Tali! Who's a good girl? Huh? Who's a good girl? Aww yeah get them scratches. Oh I just wanna squeeze you up.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nvm. Looked at your profile.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0