ClutterMonkey

334002 pts · March 1, 2013


Bad idea if you are a democrat. Great idea if you are a republican. Bad idea if you are a progressive. Great idea if you are an entertainer like Beyonce, Cardi B, Bad Bunny etc.

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They’re actually training their special operations people to swim to Taiwan from Quanzhou.

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Au-24k Terminator

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How to get your ass beat by two generations: An instructional video.

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Hear me out, maybe he looks like that because he REFUSES to abuse kids.

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Michael Myers Circles Uranus

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Don’t invite them in.

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It isn’t menstruation to the mammalian or human extent as the uterine lining isn’t shedding. It is the expulsion of an unfertilized egg. We eat millions of eggs as a species each month. It is probably best we not think about it.

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Don’t corner me. I’ll bite as many as I can like a Snickers before you take me down.

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Even if he hires a hooker I hope he uses an app to pay. The “I can’t reach my wallet.” trick will get his ass beat.

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I was attempting to illustrate that building a car sometimes produces a car much faster than expectations. While also cheaper than the off the shelf store bought street cars. Those need to turn, have working AC, windows, and multiple seats.

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Shoot, i’d buy that today.

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Ma’am, did somebody steal your chairs?

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I’ll have a stolen kitkat instead.

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Gimme weed, gimme fire, gimme snacks that I desire!!!

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They look like the components to my morning coffee. Coffee, cream, and chocolate.

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A fertilized avian period would be a miscarriage.

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Degeneracy. Omelettes are to be made of avian periods and nothing else!!

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Ben Shapiro does not speak for us. He has never met a Palestinian genocide he never liked. Nor has he ever met a woman he could arouse.

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I see you hired the IT guy we fired last week.

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You can play GTA6 while you wait…

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Shit they scare me and I know about them. Why do they always fly at my nose and eyes?!?!?!

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That isn’t a mosquito. It looks like one but it is a crane fly. Often called a mosquito hawk but they don’t eat mosquitos or blood. Many don’t eat at all. If they do eat it is nectar.

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I’m still trying to figure out how so much tongue fits in such a small animal.

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The last page would have to have a picture of an animal I have never seen before so I had something to look forward to irrespective of my feelings about your writing.

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#1 This guy looks like that one prepper guy in The Last of Us season 1 that found love when a man fell in his hole.

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I’m not reading all that.

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My money would be on the silver vette.

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In my experience people forget where the are. They aren’t at a stop light lined up next to a Hyundai. Every car they meet at the drag strip is purpose built and some hobbyists that only do it on the weekend twice a year forget some retired guy with $5000 and a lifetime of experience will work on a car from sun rise beyond sunset just to set a PR.

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To be clear if you want to steal food i’m fine with it. Won’t stop you. Pour it into a cup and eat until you are content. But if I contract herpes or meningitis from one of these people eating from a serving table i’m going to be furious.

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