Codiferous

23649 pts ยท June 12, 2011


The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

Silverware humor

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Ornate Meat Tenderizer or Masochist Butt Plug?

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Downvote fairies seem to be out in force tonight, so I made a post for them.

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Oh hai!

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Every time I look at Instagram

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Hey guys, take a seat...

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Happy Thanksgiving!

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Made some Jewish penicillin

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Refining my cruddy photoshop chops

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Uh, okay...

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Well that's quite the coincidence...

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Fixed.

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I love working with fellow geeks

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unnecessary quotation marks...

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Cheers, Imgur!

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How soon we forget...

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Girlfriend and I stumbled upon this pup. We are at odds for a name for him. What do you guys think?

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I knew this dog looked a little familiar...

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Really?

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Check out this fabulous afro moth

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Still waiting on a delivery

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Browsing random. I feel a little evil...

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Well, someone's day just took a turn for the worse...

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Fuck this guy.

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Cheers to Imgur for being able to upload hi res GIFs!

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Got an awesome surprise for my little one in the mail today

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Sometimes context helps...

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How about giant manly things?

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Good job UPS

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Wag

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Trying to help a friend out.

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Fuck you, Kanye.

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And now for something completely the same

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This kitty needs a villain

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Hate really long GIFs?

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