ColAngus

25967 pts · June 23, 2016


Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. I wouldn't say that I'm an incredible lover, but there are a plethora of voluptuous women who would. I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food. I believe that history began on July 4, 1776. Everything that happened before that was a mistake. I consider Star Wars one of the best trilogies ever made, Sherlock Holmes one of the best literary characters, and Marvel comics/movies some of the best entertainment I've ever read/watched.

I would feel horribly claustrophobic having both my legs bound together.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nate Bargatze?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was gonna comment this.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

OP really said they’re not entirely against mob justice being served online? Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Did he have the kid rub his leg hair afterwards?

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

I know a girl named Karen who’s actually really chill.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just want to look at wholesome memes all day. I need a break from everything.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This post is infuriating. I’m not for doing nothing, but I feel helpless. What are we supposed to do to combat police brutality?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I loved this site as a kid!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did not expect that, but damn was it funny.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kind of looks like Baby Love Lisa.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was looking for the Waldenbooks in the background, and then I got treated to a whole picture devoted to Waldenbooks!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kay-Bee was the best store when I was little. I remember they always sold a bunch of candy and gum at the register.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You resemble my fourth grade teacher

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In all the times I’ve watched this gif I never realized she spanks her twice.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

I didn’t need to see this; there is nothing I can do in this situation. This just ruined my day.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was probably a woman named Karen.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Should watch cause I t’s a really great movie

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yep that’s her.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m sick of Tiger King already. It was cool for a watch, but like everything, it just oversaturated the culture.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Damn that chick has big tits!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I stood at an air bnb where the shower had a huge sunlight in the roof. It was so nice taking a shower in a bright, sunlit shower.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is a win win! People think you have a gigantic monstrosity in your pants; you have a tasty, delicious banana on you at all times.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was gonna comment the same thing. Looks like thick tortillas.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I always pretend I’m heading into Toon Town.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Man that made me lol ? ??

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heather Harmon, now there’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was surprised by the “raindrop race.” ??

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve wanted a pit for a while now. Seeing the pit in Once Upon A Time in Hollywood just increased that desire.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Glad to hear that. I’ve been contemplating getting a pit bull but I know there’s a negative stereotype towards them.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0