ColleenMarie

7813 pts ยท July 19, 2014


New England is not Alaska, but it has its perks.

Thank you so much!!

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Sorry for the confusion. Tallow and beeswax and essential oil makes my lip balm. Tallow and olive oil and Shea butter makes my beard balm. Tallow and beeswax and lye and essential oil makes my bar soap.

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I use tallow to make this skin cream, lip balm with beeswax, beard balm with Shea butter, bar soap, and laundry soap. It's good stuff, and since the farmer used to throw it out, it's more environmentally friendly than a lot of other ingredients.

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We did. I just looked it up and we can get a replacement bowl for $25-30. Sounds like a good first step.

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It is so nice on the skin. We use it instead of massage oil. We keep some in the car when our hands get dry.

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I'm starting to suspect that's why it was 50% off when we bought it last year. I can't get it to lock.

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I don't care that she's a sex worker. I care that she's using her position to steal from the American people.

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Of course, there's also the genderless: "Listen up, rat bastards."

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want to stage a couple where I walk into a cabinet meeting, tell him he's been found guilty of treason and shoot him in the face. And then take out his entire cabinet.

This is the fantasy I have while I drive McDonald's and sex toys out to the children of the corporate elite at the boarding schools near me.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#49 I usually address groups as "friends and neighbors" because it sounds nice, but it's very Bilbo Baggins' 111 party. Are you a friend? Or are you simply someone who I am near?

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Around here it's not real Chinese food unless the first booth has been taken over by an 8 year old doing homework, a couple boxes of salt packets, and a year's worth of old newspapers.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Most of the giant "This is Maga country" banners have been taken down in western Massachusetts over the last year. But not all of them.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Absolutely. We deliver a lot to the 3 boarding schools, for kids who can't drive to town, or to the public housing, where a delivery fee is cheaper than buying a car. But yeah... as a regular person with a car in the driveway? There's no way.

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#32 I suspect this is also the reason so many child actors burn out. Why Justin Beiber is the way he is. What happened to Paris Hilton. If you have every whim anticipated, it's hard to appreciate the little things.

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I assume most modern art is a money laundering scheme. This kinda fits in there.

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They'll eat their own brains if left unattended during an experiment because the phone rang.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#41 Pretty sure I just saw a comic about how cats like watching us have sex.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was it a one or the other situation? Because when I was strapped to a neck board and being taken to the hospital in an ambulance, the drunk driver that hit us was also in the same ambulance.

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I had a roommate who wouldn't eat bone-in chicken, because it looked like an animal. She wouldn't eat pork because pigs have kind eyes. She wouldn't eat food touching other food. And compared to her, I am not squeamish about animal products. Until I saw that guy shaving around the nipple. It turns out I do have a line, and it was right there.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who should I assume you're talking to with the phrase, "Go fuck yourself"? Do you not know how pronouns work?

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dude. I live in Massachusetts, which voted against him in every. Single. County. And here I am calling him out, ND somehow *I'm* the one that should gfm? Screw you.

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I walked into a room to find my grandmother and grandfather talking to my dad, and Gramma referred to Grampa as "Daddy" because that's what she called him in front of my dad back in the 50's.

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#14 I know that this isn't the point of the meme, but in Mormonland, of you're gluten free, you can just bring a piece of popcorn, they put it in a little cup and bless it with the rest of the bread, and it counts. (I mean, as much as any of that counts.)

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https://www.sheehy.senate.gov/contact/share-your-opinion/

Feel free to contact that pos to tell him what you think of him.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That was my first thought too!!!!

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#22 The mayor from buffy was like this.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://www.sheehy.senate.gov/contact/share-your-opinion/

He'll never see it, but feel free to ask his aides if they're comfortable working for a man who broke someone's arm for disagreeing with him.

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DC, New York and Mar-a-lago are on the east coast. So if you live on the west side, it'll happen in the morning.

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No Doctor Who? I'm not saying every episode is a banger, but it's better than Stranger things, which I would call a supernatural thriller and not scifi.

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I don't think he has friends. He has people who want favors, and people who can manipulate him to their needs, but no friends.

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