Jerk cat’s reaction to $75 “FUN-der Dome”
My new coffee cup is the one who knocks.
MRW the babe I met in an internet chat room takes a Greyhound to meet me in person.
A few graphics I’ve found useful in the past.
A plane was grounded due to a “fart fight” between passengers.
Look at this tiny ass baby changing station I saw in a men’s room poop stall.
MRW I bring my full basket of groceries to the “12 Items or Less” checkout line and end up having exactly 12 items
I stole this off Facebook and it's the dumbest thing I've ever seen. C3PO is in no way programmed for hand to hand combat, especially against a high-level Sith Lord.
This painting sucks.
MRW I'm 9 hours into a 12-hour overnight shift at a homeless youth shelter and everyone is asleep but me.
When it rains, it pours.
Stolen from Facebook, but cool and useful.
MRW my punk ass nephew talks shit on Facebook just because he beat me at basketball for the first time in his life.
I injected too many marijuanas. Enjoy these GIFts that keep on giving.
FF3 Maps
How big things are, compared to other things.
Five different collectible covers? Hell yes! I’ll take three of each!
I'm three years sober today!!!
Weird but true fact of the day.
Just found out my uncle looks just like the guy who plays King Robert on GoT, only goofier.
What I say to my dad when I also get him a present on Mothers Day.
Larry Armstrong reacts to news of his identical twin brother's untimely death.
Wolverine by the legendary Bill Sienkiewicz
Who's with me?
A reminder to all you Space Monkeys.
When my GF takes control of the thermostat.
Cause and effect.
Hey Rust Cohle, what do you call the female version of the clown from that one Stephen King story?
Truth.
MRW the top comment on my post has more points than the post itself.
Fingercuffs.
I figured out something crazy!
There's a strict "No Motorola Razr" policy at my university library.
Savage dump: A cultural icon.
MRW an elephant farts in my face, because I'm fuckin' weird and I think it's delicious.
Bully gets owned. Don't mess with the quiet big ones.
Gangster breakfast for playboys.
Celebrity Mugshots!
Indonesians dressing up their dead.
Keep your chin up. Life rules.
Curry Sweet Potato Wedges! Delicious! Super easy to make! Nutritious! Cheap!
What the fuck?
Whenever I see a post sitting at -1 point in usersub.
"A *real* native is someone who is willing to die fighting for his country. There's nothing more to it." - Bill "The Butcher" Cutting
Anyone else ever use one of these to hook up your Nintendo back in the day?
Gotta stock up for the apocalypse!
Goat Boy speaks truth.
Goddamnit.
Brothers in life, reunited in death.
Happy Birthday Kurt!
Can he?
Right now, in Heaven:
I'll never lose that loving feeling.
Enjoy this amazing set of sweet, sweet titties.
BEHOLD!!! The great unifier!!!
It all makes sense now. I finally understand.
Mini dump for when you're taking a dump.