CommanderBreakfast

6306 pts ยท February 12, 2015


if you screenshot this and it gets to the front page I will do nothing interesting. Well maybe I'll make a tutorial on how to make waffles. But no promises.

Do they?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I read career as "carpet." I wasn't sure what the big deal was.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh that makes way more sense than what I was thinking. Thanks!

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

In the US, you're a kid till you're 18.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Maybe I'm dumb, but can someone explain the nose joke to me? About the boyfriend being left handed?

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

If this was WoW, you'd see those druids in travel form turn into unholy seal abominations once the water got deep enough.

8 years ago | Likes 312 Dislikes 4

Where do you think your chocolate comes from?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Settle down now, George.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't blame you. I've spent enough time around specially needs children in volunteering to know what I'd be getting into. No thanks

9 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 11

Thank you, that was my first thought.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

MOP. MOP. MOP.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hey! That's my address, don't be sending people there. :(

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"alternative samples"

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

So brave.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you don't the bunyip yet?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just commenting so you'll get a notification.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The person recording this death later committed suicide, due to the guilt of not assisting her.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

My exact question.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

He's already getting the daughter of one of them, jeez.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This cracks me up

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... Not yet. Her transformation will commence shortly.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

It's a great Wall. Bess wall I've ever seen.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

I agree with you: everyone can improve and focus on their good points. However, not everyone has a level starting place.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This just in: attractive people are attractive. Win the genetic lottery to find out how!

9 years ago | Likes 243 Dislikes 2