CommodoreSkippy

16540 pts ยท August 6, 2014


What manner of creature is she?

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

It was SO stinky. I hated it, but it was my brothers so I couldn't throw it away

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always thought they kind of schlorpped up the whole thing at once. Never did I imagine a turtle casualy taking bites of a haplessly floating jelly.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Almost every classic Spider-Man villain is some combination of green, purple, and yellow.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Check out recipes for Comeback Sauce. There are a variety, but the Cuk-fil-A sayce is basically that.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

My cousin had a one person cat that would not tolerate ANYONE except for her. And this was a BIG cat, the kind that got into fights with raccoons and won. But when she had her daughter, the cat would allow himself to be picked up and snuggled, miserable, because she was his human's daughter. Gentle as a lamb with her.

3 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

My cat often gets the poo zoomies, or "poomies" as we've taken to calling them.

4 weeks ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

And consistently wrong about stuff anyway. Funny, but wrong.

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Excellent Cocogoat!

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Oh god, I use the wrong their*. I am a shame to my ancestors.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not the part where they had to take there wheels (shoes) off. That was strictly post 9/11.

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It's possible she may gain SOME functionality, but they will never be fully functional, as she has a spinal deformity. Poor girl needs some wheels when she grows up.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I appreciate your joke, really, but we all know there's no chance in hell Picard would vacation anywhere on earth except France.

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Hey, school librarian here. I'm always recommending your stuff to kids, and I'll make sure we add this one to the order next shipment!

1 month ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Fuck, I'd die for the cause if I had access, but I don't. Would be nice to go out knowing I did some good in the world.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Whenever you see a drawing of a girl wearing two towels, just know thah there is a version with only one towel.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aw nawr....

1 month ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

With non-human DNA making up the other half... does Jesus qualify as a Monster Girl?

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Would be a shame if those 2+ other warehouses also burned down before they could use them...

1 month ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

I absolutely love how 90's this is.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The bigger the ears, the better the gobbo.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I've seen claims that he was originally rough spoken and impolite and claims that he was very disciplined and structured. Yhe second makes more sense, but I've never been able to verify which is true, and it wouldn't be the first time a localizer just rewrote a character because they felt like it.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After much deliberation, I have decided thus: Something is wet if it is covered in or saturated by an appreciable amount of water. The water molecules in such a body of water are thereby all touching (insofar as molecules can touch, but that's a story for another time,) or covered in more water. As such, all water is wet, except in the case of a single, isolated molecule of it, which is dry l.

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

THERE'S NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON, BATMAN!

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

AI, I believe. I can't find any repetition in the pattern, and it falls apart at the edges.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Were they REALLY convinced that the whole thing was a scam? As the landscape smoldered and shattered around them, they insisted everything was fine? Who would be so delusio- oh, right... Americans.

2 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I honestly loved how Youtube put a soccer button on videos to overlay vuvuzela noises over whatever you were watching. You know, in case you missed the experience while doing other, non-FIFA things.

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Scalping is not just for tickets~

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

THIS is your idea of an extreme goth? Are you sure?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never said it wasn't property, just that it isn't work. I'm okay with someone destroying a piece of paper with nothing of value on it as an act of protest.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1