ConnectToReality

36485 pts ยท July 14, 2018


At this point I'm pretty sure the president thinks "UFC" it a television setting.

32 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember when people sued McDonald's for targeting their marketing towards children? And now we complain because they stopped.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well the Men In Black haven't shown up yet

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember, everything floats in free fall. There is no demarcation where gravity suddenly just stops.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought that quantum mechanics says that stuff doesn't exist until we measure it?

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm still not seeing the downside here.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

See... I don't trust you will.

1 week ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

... I'm still on board...

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who would have thought that putting a moron in power would be stupid and dangerous?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eliminate pixels! ELIMINAT PIXELS!!

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I wonder how triggered maga will be when I marker over it.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do it. You're on the internet. I'm sure you'll be someone's thirst trap. Hell, be your own thirst trap. Look at yourself in the mirror, tuck, and ask yourself, "Would you fuck me?" Then answer yourself, with confidence, "I'd fuck me."

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That looks like a giant flan.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You wouldn't steal a car...

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You need to wrap it in a RonCo Safe

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now to make the same image, but mismatch the names to the faces. Maybe this meme did this, I honestly wouldn't know.

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I don't feel comfortable treating someone who follows this lifestyle choice" -Me with someone's life in my hands who is wearing a MAGA hat.

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Maybe we should have some sort of rule that disqualifies convicted felons from governmental office.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

My constructive criticism for this: In the second panel, make the worker's cookie be cut in half on his plate, with the capitalist pig having the other half in his hand.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So at this point we him being a pedo is just an open secret that no one does anything about, right?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, yes. We don't need potassium-rich fruit. Tell me, what other necessities are actually luxuries?

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I read that as "Things in a Bowel" at first. I was expecting "peanuts, kernels of corn, a finger"

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me writing my congressman: "Dear Ted Cruz, You should self-immolate. Not out of protest for anything, but for the general welfare of this country, the world, and people in general."

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So Donald Trump is an anchor baby? Like Baron Trump?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna rewatch Bad Bunny's halftime show.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I think we deserve a system that isn't built on sa.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The sad part is that it's not like we can tell her to arrest herself for violating the law.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They went through over 6 minutes of this? Damn.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Look at all these Democrats who were convicted for crimes that the Democrats didn't cover up." Lady, that is not the mic-drop you think it is.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0