CoolMoG

2886 pts · June 18, 2016


that's his shadow, it weighs 42 pounds

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

throw another sith on the barbie

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeet the seat

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

uh, stand your ground and aerate that kids head

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

go nuts with donuts....and guns

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

surely you can't be serious

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that embiggens my anger

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

-48*C(-54*F), pipes froze, furnace quit, sliced up hand trying to repair furnace

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

10 square chains is different than 10 chains squared

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

covid-19 - new kickboxing champion

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

this is the sleigh

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so last millennium

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

schlitz and slits

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

let's bee friends

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cheeseburger devil

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ya, creepy AF

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whether igloo, hut, or lean-to, or a geodesic dome. there’s no place that I have been to that I’d rather call my home

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

just hit the paws button

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They make you smoke the whole bag

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

To be king of your kitchen, use crestfield wax paper

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Step one, cut a hole in the fence.....

5 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

Mono....Doh!

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

To impress a chick...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What was the joke?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

probably from the cops lying to cover their butts

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Go crazy?

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

listen, strange men laying in ponds distributing fish is no basis for a system of government

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i knew it as "if you don't know the right knot, tie a lot"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0