Cornchip2000

5513 pts ยท March 1, 2021


Please someone invent an app where every picture of Trump on the internet gets his face covered by this fish face

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Belly dancing is not just for the visuals, but to help women reposition babies through the months of pregnancy so that they are in the proper position for birth...

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 15

Is he suggesting suicide?

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Add some julienned pickled beets to that ๐Ÿ˜

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Even better :)

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude should have been anchored to the truck in such a way that he could have never fallen out cuz that was about to be horrific

6 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Get back in your fucking pear tree, Dale.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Radiologists, even when told that stack of scans had a number of scans produced by AI, had a hard time detecting which. Hacked systems could replace real scans with AI throwing the healthcare system and people's health into chaos. And AI told to detect AI often will say that AI images are not AI.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now everyone can do "Black Like Me."

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think there should be a dance between a lot of men with big fake boobs and a bunch of other men with Disney princess wands like the one Lindsey Graham was photographed carrying around Disney World.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They're more likely to shoot their own kid than an intruder. Oh well.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wrote "Stop Shitler" on a piece of styrofoam, took the bus to the march,
walked around and then went home. I don't know what George Soros could have had to do with that. Is he going to send me $2 for my bus ride?
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1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Naive? Fetch me my penis guillotine- the little one.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Makes sense :)

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm assuming to get the overall approval and disapproval you need to average the numbers in the list the first list disapproval averaged is 34 in the second approval list is almost 66 what's going on

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 waistline increased to 142.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless the rules allowing this to happen are changed, what's to stop 2 or 3 Republicans from showing up in the middle of the night, declaring themselves a quorum, and shitting on democracy to their heart's content?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not forgetting that the Democrats proposed nine bills to pay TSA workers and Republicans blocked DHL of them.

2 weeks ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Good use for them would be to donate them to an abortion clinic.

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I think if the bridge of his nose had been left a little more prominent it would have fit his face better. They gave him a Scandinavian nose and he's not Scandinavian. That all said, if he's happy with the result nothing else matters.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Natchitoches Louisiana is 56% black and 35% White. Not sure why it was excluded from District 4 but that might have had something to do with it.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bible also talked about the antichrist whose followers would wear the mark of the beast on their forehead. Hello, red hats.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He didn't pay his subway fare?

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was long enough ago that I don't remember but I typically try it in both modes... :)

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you are irritated by the live action I recommend you not see the cartoon I tried to watch it and couldn't because all of the characters seem to yell all of the time. The live action started off slow but I got to really like it even though there's a lot of fighting in it and as an old lady that's not really my thing but they do it very well...

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My way maybe kind of dumb but I have two phones a smartphone I pay $45 a month for, and a flip phone that I pay $15 a month for through T-Mobile. If I can't find one, I can call it from the other, and if I want to take a walk without something heavy in my pocket, I can take my flip phone. Also, l feel more comfortable taking my dumb phone to protests. When I think of it, I keep track of my flip phone at home by plugging it into a charging cable that's secured nearby but not plugged in.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you can't get anybody other than Kid Rock to voice your Neanderthal views, you need to make up people saying things.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of how countless men complain of women blindsiding them when they end their relationship when women are sick of beating their heads against the wall and have finally had it.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Study was done showing that women nod to show that they are listening and men take it to mean that they agree with them. Nope.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The best!!!

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0