CorporalFuckhead

281 pts ยท December 14, 2016


~15 years deep into a mostly sexless relationship, I have to wonder why the fuck I'm even looking at these.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Adelson bears a striking resemblance to Moreau from Resident Evil: Village

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey loser, go fuck yourself with something sharp.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Unfortunately.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pondy's the coolest!

3 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Worse. Those are filthy russians that haven't bathed in over a week.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

May their FPV footage be hilariously desperate.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. Go step on a Lego piece.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Will they take calls from overseas? I'm feeling tempted

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Like you always have"

As in, I won't figure it out?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You forgot Ana Tijoux

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 guy looks a bit like Jared Dines.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His parents sure did

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Knowing how many times the orange sphincter has averted justice already, I'd expect the person asking that question get accused of something irrelevant, get dragged through the mud across all medias, then illegally detained and executed. Or attacked by a mask-wearing lynch mob.

Mist people would forget the whole thing and the rest would have a choice between shouting into the void on social media or, you guessed it, forgetting the whole thing.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These guys are rocking the Innsmouth look hard. Looks fitting.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Uhhh...Rumspinna?

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Out of all the epic Raylan Givens quotes, that one is probably my favorite.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also known as JHP or Juicy Hollow Point ammo.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More importantly, why use a plastic-lined soda can to cook food?

7 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It's hard to ignore when that stuff comes up way too often and it's really off-putting. Thanks for the useful half, however.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is there a way I could block all this borderline zoophiliac drivel from my feed?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

100%. Somewhere between 2016 and 2020, seeing how the orange sphincter kept flaming people with his senile tirades on social media, I came up with a song title "Kayfabe Ruler".

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Layin' some major pipe

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"We will not be conquered"

Well, about that...

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's gotta be amazing. The people I'd refer to as my closest friends wouldn't even notice if I was dead unless somebody told them. Hell, even in the event of being informed, their reactions would range between "....Wait who?" and "Ah maaann, that's kind of a bummer".

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well, he did laminate his face some more, so there's that

1 year ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Ain't-playing-dough

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Your username seems to be incomplete. Tiny should be followed by "DickEnergy".

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brother Ali has a great inversion as well, "Welcome to the United States; land of the thief, home of the slave"

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0