96 pts ยท July 26, 2012
Often Irritated, Never Obligated.
GILF
Fortnite is literally the world's biggest circlejerk
Well it would be stuck in a high priced escorts ass in a 6 star hotel penthouse suite and the Peruvian fish scale would take the edge off
Sheeniqua bootylicious rex
Now spread it open.. slowly
Don't give out parts in movies for favors either or you'll end up in jail later!
You need to be ALPHA male and spin her over and lay that pipe
Only the imaginary rocks you think fell in the carpet and search for at 4am.
A-10 Warthog breathes freedom on to all the middle east.
Cuz he's dank
Now you call a Doctor
Illegal immigration is illegal ... do the crime do the time
Ah.. Communication
The EPA totally lied about the hazards the rescue workers faced, encouraged people to return to work ignoring the obvious dangers. RIP
Every girl has her price! ;)
Just as with abortion, the government should have absolutely NO say in these choices. You have my support!
It's like Dark Souls IRL :D
Karma is very real, go around fucking people over and being a douche in general and life will eventually get even with you.
Incandescent...
His horse has been sober for years guy
Isreal**
Chimps and other primates have double muscle density compared to humans.. no wonder they can tear people's faces off
*ROOF*
We get older and they always stay the same age
Are you a hootenanny man or a hoedown man?
Almost 2 years clean from smack, benzos and speed. Feelsgoodmane.jpeg
His come down is going to suck.. big time lol
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We took the motherlands potatoes very seriously back then tavarish..
GILF
Fortnite is literally the world's biggest circlejerk
Well it would be stuck in a high priced escorts ass in a 6 star hotel penthouse suite and the Peruvian fish scale would take the edge off
Sheeniqua bootylicious rex
Now spread it open.. slowly
Don't give out parts in movies for favors either or you'll end up in jail later!
You need to be ALPHA male and spin her over and lay that pipe
Only the imaginary rocks you think fell in the carpet and search for at 4am.
A-10 Warthog breathes freedom on to all the middle east.
Cuz he's dank
Now you call a Doctor
Illegal immigration is illegal ... do the crime do the time
Ah.. Communication
The EPA totally lied about the hazards the rescue workers faced, encouraged people to return to work ignoring the obvious dangers. RIP
Every girl has her price! ;)
Just as with abortion, the government should have absolutely NO say in these choices. You have my support!
It's like Dark Souls IRL :D
Karma is very real, go around fucking people over and being a douche in general and life will eventually get even with you.
Incandescent...
His horse has been sober for years guy
Isreal**
Chimps and other primates have double muscle density compared to humans.. no wonder they can tear people's faces off
*ROOF*
We get older and they always stay the same age
Are you a hootenanny man or a hoedown man?
Almost 2 years clean from smack, benzos and speed. Feelsgoodmane.jpeg
His come down is going to suck.. big time lol
The Leaderboard
We took the motherlands potatoes very seriously back then tavarish..