Corpsemonger

1266 pts ยท January 13, 2020


Don't edge your cats.

2 days ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Do you guys want a Mountains of Madness? Because that's how you get a Mountains of Madness.

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook!

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Bees

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Practicing for the Saint Catrick's Day parade.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I was a kid I had a dream that Elvira was my babysitter. Decades later and I'm still mad about waking up.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The reason Trump is hiring, masking and arming unvetted psychopaths en masse and flooding the streets with them is because he's trying to escalate to violent resistance so he can have an excuse for martial law.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There has to be at least one time where Wolverine told Cyclops to "suck a bag of dicks", then proceeded to chuck a bag of his own sliced off dicks at him.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I legit thought that was just another selfie at Spirit.

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If all Trump did was rape a couple dozen 12 year old girls, pretty much everyone knows it wouldn't cost him an ounce of support. I think he must have done a lot of gay stuff on the island.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Apparently you can get them at Costco.

8 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I know what you mean. Everyone on the bus gives me nasty looks every time I let rip a wet fart. It's just harmless gas!

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In age:
You < multicellular life < the Appalachian mountains < your mom

9 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

9 months ago | Likes 171 Dislikes 4

He opens the door to the lab, the infected come in, take the woman, then leave. Then Will and those other people he was with drive to some settlement for the uninfected.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's been a while, but IIRC, and obviously spoilers: he's been performing experiments on an infected woman to try and find a cure. At the end of the movie the infected break into his home and he's trapped in the lab behind heavy glass. One of the infected smears a design on the glass using his blood, and Will realizes that it looks like the tattoo on the woman he was trying to cure. At that point he realizes it's the dude's wife and they had been acting in self defense.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm detecting microaggressions.

9 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

That's the director's cut. We're living in the theatrical version where we just blow ourselves up thinking we're the hero.

9 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I feel like I'm gonna catch epilepsy from this thing.

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I thought these were a can and a bottle of IPA.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

People tryin to speed run 2025.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#12 An Antmoot.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gitcha Goomy

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0