CouldYouPleaseRatherNot

116845 pts · July 26, 2019


My parents were very consistent in making wrong decisions and never caring about the inpact. They meant well. I don't care.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Show this to an average russian and he will agree and then go vote for putin again.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amazing how nature does that.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is this reaction gif called? Was searching for it the other day and couldnt find it!

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Last week bananas were on sale for 1€/kg so I bought 3kg, 1kg in each stage of ripeness.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a very real crush on a girl that is in a relationship with a guy I know. 3 days ago I wrote her a message that i fell in love with her but i will respect her relationship, yesterday she wrote me that she knew "there was something going on" but "she never found the courage and there was never a right moment" to discuss it. What do i do now?

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

I thought that would be a legal weed joke.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Company I work at will be switching to Affinity / DaVinci Resolve in the near future. For better and for worse.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I work in a small family owned company. Raising salaries is considered a form of theft here.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No matter what happens, alcohol only makes it worse. (A fellow sober alcoholic)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that the Unabombers cabin?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'll make far better pictures on "auto".

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 15

I took part in every election since I was 18. Here in europe. I have no idea how to influence trump voterrs half a planet away.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want to do something but I'm really bad at talking to fascists.. I always expect at least some level of human decency and honestly don't know how to react.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Elon and his ex-company..

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know that feeling exactly. I lived in a shared apartment with friends from 18 to 30 and I had real anxiety to move out. It took about a week to adjust. I took a lot of walks in the evenings when the empty flat stressed me out.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Removing backgrounds in photoshop is a skill that will soon be lost to algorithms.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No I did not. You were looking for insults and you found them. Bless your triggered heart.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Did I say anything like that? Or did you just assume? And btw, I don't need to justify humor, not every joke being good is part of the game. I'm just amused that this triggered 30+ people..

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That guy has problems. Not accepting his gender identity and reacting with hate instead might as well be one of them. What's up with the downvotes? Did the thought of a secretly trans elon trigger too many sensitivities?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

i think he may be a little transgender himself.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 36

I now see that my authentic self is not gentelmanly..

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My bank would probably give it to you and charge a small handling fee..

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Girls not coloring their hair was hot.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

We must strive for a society that normalizes this for all genders!

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0