CreativeThief

4584 pts ยท June 1, 2016


Is this effect the reason why it's so much easier to drill through crockery under water?

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You do get glass sided toasters for that very reason.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My friend, I live in arse-end, 3rd world Africa. Multiple colleagues, friends, and I have rejected US work offers. We even decline local offers from US owned companies. As it stands, the plan is either the EU or staying here. Either way, healthcare is free and our children won't get shot in school.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Worked in a repair shop for a while and couldn't for the life of me find the Allen keys until I spotted the ice cream tub labelled "L & Ks"

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I swear my drill actively aims for them. On a completely unrelated note, my plumber just bought a new BMW.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Recently visited Germany from South Africa and can confirm airline tickets, clothing and power tools, including Bosch and Ryobi, are much cheaper in SA. As @Sechran mentioned, shipping stuff with friends and relatives is pretty common. Have a look at Takealot and Superbalist. South African URLs end in .co.za btw.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#7 And the horse's name was Binky!

7 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Those plastic tubes for newspaper deliveries were the height of luxury and sophistication

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the biggest puddle of love you've ever met.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Afrikaans: Ghost breath

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This would make a great documentary/TV show.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*when there's no loadshedding. Let's see how this winter goes. Beautiful city either way though.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We have free healthcare here in 3rd World Africa.

1 year ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 0

Headlight fluid coming soon to an autoshop near you

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I drove over my last printer back in 2012. Best decision I ever made.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's really impressive! Do you have a How-to?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I was going to suggest volunteer work. Always a great way to meet interesting people while making the world a slightly better place.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Green frisbee thrown over a green lawn surrounded by green bushes and green trees for a colour blind dog...

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't feel bad. My gardening skills are so poor I once killed a plastic pot plant.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A few years back I wired a blue LED above the sign for my alarm system. Whenever I want privacy, I just flip a switch and people assume armed response will arrive if they get too close to my house.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I f*cking love stuff like this! I still have a bottle of Burt aftershave and a Bleitling watch. Does anyone know where I can get a bottle of Okay or a bar of Dave?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Smashing

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Never skip leg day... ever again.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pssst, you can buy washable spray paint at your local auto parts store and online. I've only had to use it once so far but it's highly effective.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0