When it says I am on Team Human,but I like Team Zombie better.
Daylight savings time is awesome.
All these strings and you still can't hold yourself together.
ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD!
When you try Thai food for the first time.
#teamzombie
At least he'll get his hair back.
Well I'm not here to fuck spiders.
ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD!
Dude shits EMPs
You know that one person...
Hey remember this glorious creation of god.
Forget Trump and Hillary!
Hey, big Brother, wanna play?
Stuff
Mmmh, GUUURL! Did you hear what Stacy did?
An awesome man.
Grab em by the pussy
The best D&D green text I've seen
To all those who apply
HEY, THIS REQUIRES YOUR ATTENTION!
When your parents leave after lecturing you for 2 hours
When you see that ass after a long day
*groaning intensifies*
My god man.
The bro code is strong with this one
Shrek is love Shrek is life
Guess it wasn't a Goodyear.
Putting "a witty title" as a title is ironically in witty.
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Now I just need a dog
Text in a picture
Every time
Perk up little dinosaur
I'm a phrased knot.
What Facebook looks like on a ten year old phone
Well I know I had a shitty time.
It's all ogre now.
Tis I who have done your mother!
I have power unto a god!
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE MUDCRABS!
HEY ASSHOLE
This is just plane funny
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HAYYYYY GUYS!
Fuck you